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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 05:49 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 06:57 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 07:11 PM       
Worst first date I ever had was when the guy picked me up and told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. He actually SAID THAT. The rest of the time was filled with general creepiness, then around midnight he said he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up. When I demurred, he insisted on taking me to see the forest preserve where he went to "think". I won't lie, a couple of times on that date I seriously wondered if I was going to make it back alive.

The whole situation kind of deteriorated from there, what with him calling my house constantly and my mother arranging dates with him for me because she liked his shiny red sportscar He was in one of my classes and could tell me exactly what I was doing in all the others, right down to what songs we were analyzing in Music Theory. Eventually I had to get the university's approval to take the rest of my class privately and do my final in the professor's office due to the stalkerish situation.

He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 07:29 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 08:06 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 08:07 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 08:08 PM       
Kinda like how I'd be as a parent.

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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 08:41 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 09:05 PM       
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...told me that he was really looking forward to telling all of his friends on the internet how it went. ... he wanted to take me to meet his parents. I said they would most likely be asleep. He said he would wake them up.
... He followed me in his car for a long, long time. I'd say almost 3 years. For all I know, he's reading this.
You have this story and you have let people in this place call me creepy?
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 10:08 PM       
Kitsa, wow. I don't think I've ever really been on a bad date, so my worst one is only on technicality: Everything went really well, then I leaned in to kiss her at the end of the date and she said 'no', and I left it at that. She later became my girlfriend and said she didn't want to kiss me on that date because she had never kissed a guy before and was nervous.

SUCH A BAD RESULT FOR A FIRST DATE.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 10:34 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 10:55 PM       
see, I wait long enough and you answer your own questions.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 11:54 PM       
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i wanna be sam's partner. step off *****.
Is that bitch? Is bitch censored now? Like ****** and faggot?
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 12:04 AM       
maybe it's nigga
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 12:04 AM       
GUESS NOT
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 02:10 AM       
holy shit is ****** still censored?
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 02:11 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 02:12 AM       
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC AND SUBVERSIVE ON THE INTERNET NOW

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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 02:14 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 02:16 AM       
I don't even know what the asterisked thing is, but I'm offended by anyone saying it.
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 05:00 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 09:41 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 09:55 AM       
It is censored because I scandalized them. I scandalized all of them.
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