NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S '150' LIST"

[Mockery]

Need some suggestions for things to do before you die? No problemo. Max has come up with a list of 150 things that you had damn well better make sure you do before you kick the bucket. (note: kicking a bucket is not on his list, but still quite entertaining.)


NEW ARTICLE: "MAX BURBANK'S '150' LIST"
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/150-list.php

Enjoy!

[Protoclown]

Damn Max...parts of that list had me laughing so hard I was crying.

[Angryhydralisk]

Lists make my life worth living. And this was noooooooo exception! Awesome.

[FartinMowler]

very funny...

[mburbank]

Has anyone ever had an actual 150 list emailed to them? I saw one on a 'blog' and thought

A.) If anyone ever emailed me one of those I'd hate them

and

B.) I better make one of those for people to email to the people who emailed them a real 150 list.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I"m going to email your list to everyone I know.

[MarioRPG]

98 is missing!!!!!111

But that's ok cuz 97 was funny.

[mburbank]

Cosmo; I stromgly encourage youy (and everyone else) to do so, but be sure to inlcude the full title, "Max Burbank's 150 list by Max Burbank". I have only one goal in life, and no, it is NOT to entertain or even anything so small as to make money. It is to increase recognition of BRAND MAX BURBANK.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

actually I've sent out a lot of your stuff...and I ALWAYS give credit. I always get these types of emails from the aerobics instuctors I used to work with, so it's great to send them things like this back, because they're always unsuspecting......Short attention span or something. I added a few of my own, of course.

EDIT: I short add "purchase dictionary" in there somewhere

[executioneer]

i've done a lot of the things on that list

none of the ones w/ monkeys though

[zeldasbiggestfan]

105. Painted your nipples all by yourself in a Motel Six.

143. Set fire to one of the seven modern wonders of the world.

Those two had me laughing so fucking hard. This was an awesome piece.

[noob3]

137. Skipped all your school reunions, unless you can't what could be seen through the telescopic lens, which made it almost like being there.

ooo i found a mistake

[mburbank]

You did, sir! That CAN'T should be COUNT. I shall inform mine editor.

[MarioRPG]

MAX NUMBER 98 IS STILL MISSING. OH WHERE OH WHERE IS NUMBA 98?

[mburbank]

Yeah, that's a mistake too, and good catch, but I decided I kinda like one missing line. I'll be damned if I know why, since it would be easy as pie to put one in, but I like it.