my stepbrother died

[Schimid]

[noob3]

eat his corpse, dude

[soundtest]

if this is serious i'm very fucking sorry to hear that man... my sincerest condolences to you and your family, regardless of how weak and pointless that sounds at times like this...

if not lol i guess

[Anonymous]

Yeah, you'll gain all his power.

[noob3]

yeah dude, his power

[Schimid]

No, I'm serious.

I didn't know him that well, though. He was a "thug" and stole my stepmom's car a while back, about three weeks ago. Two kids were playing near the river near my house and saw a car and looked inside and he was in there, dead. The police say that he probably was speeding down the road and just veered off. They say he's been dead for two weeks.

It came as a relief to my dad, who has lost about $5000 on my stepbrother beating people in the face with pipes

[Professor Cool]

Schimid, if this is not a joke, I am terribly sorry, and I know what it's like to lose a brother.

If it is a joke,

[Drev]

I'm sorry your stepborhter died, Schimid. My condolences.

[CastroMotorOil]

Dude, my condolances, that is really shitty

noob your a dick.

[Schimid]

I appreciate the condolences and all, but I'm not sure if they're really needed. I didn't like the guy very much. :/

[FS]

He sounds like a dick. My congratulations.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

dead two weeks? Your step mom will never get that kind of stink out of that car...burn it.

[Jeanette X]

You and your family have my deepest sympathies.

[AChimp]

This is a sign that good things can happen.

Ermm... but I suppose I'm sorry and all, if that's what you're looking for.

[Anonymous]

I'm with FS, your stepbrother sounded like a bastard. I'm sure we'll all be better off without him.

[Protoclown]

Sucks to be your stepbrother.

[Zhukov]

Looks like someone had a motive.

[Rez]

he sounds like a fucker. my sincerest apathy.