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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:24 AM        she wanted my soul-sexually
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At hannah's house, watching evil dead. She snuck up behind me and started kissing my neck...what kind of good friend bullshit is this?!
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
gay-up

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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
friends don't let friends interrupt evil dead. ever.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
dude, chicks are chicks. you can watch evil dead any day, getting laid is not garunteed (sp?).

also, gay-up
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
what's this "gay up" yo? I'm a girl.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Fuck off, cunt. If there's a guy pretending to be your "good friend," he's not really your friend. He's trying to penetrate you and he just hasn't done it yet, which is why you think he's a "good friend." Nobody really likes you, and you have no real friends, just a bunch of horny losers who want your cooch. Maybe if you'd just put out more, you'd have more "good friends," bitch.

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Old May 14th, 2003, 12:52 AM       
dude SHe's a girl too dammit. I should have been more specific. MY first day too goddammit, I just wanted to be "one of you." THe affluent poster.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
Take the last thing I posted but replace "guy" with "dyke." Your good lesbian friend just wanted to seduce you for the purpose of getting you to shove your tongue in her stinking, furry cunt. Why couldn't you do that?! Are you THAT selfish?!

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Old May 14th, 2003, 06:41 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
MY GYM TEACHER IS A DYKE
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
All female gym teachers are. :/
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Old May 14th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
I'm just going to assume that your a guy who posts online as a girl for kicks. And this good freind of yours exists only in your hindered imagination.
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Old May 14th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
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All female gym teachers are. :/
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Old May 15th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
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I'm just going to assume that your a guy who posts online as a girl for kicks. And this good freind of yours exists only in your hindered imagination.
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Old May 17th, 2003, 08:18 PM       
This has got to be the funniest topic ever!
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Old May 17th, 2003, 08:19 PM       
THANK YOU FOR BUMPING THIS THREAD WITH THAT WOUNDERFUL POST OF YOURS
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Old May 17th, 2003, 09:21 PM       
Fuck you Rongi. I don't appreciate your sarcasm at this juncture in our new posters relationship. He just came from a bad breakup with the Squaresoft customer service forums where they finally had to shut down after his 40th "Would you rather bang Marle or Azlea?" thread. I think its only fair that we all let him take his grief out on these forums and eventually leave realizing that noone, including god, loves him.
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