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Old May 16th, 2003, 02:36 PM        "REGRETS" by Max Burbank
Max's first Visionary Darkness piece in quite a while is now up on the site. Good to see that the old guy still has time to crank out a new piece while the nurse empties out his bedpan.


"REGRETS" by Max Burbank:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/regrets.asp

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Old May 16th, 2003, 02:50 PM       
Since when did you update during the daytime? Go back to bed, Dracula.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 04:27 PM       
Fuck. I-mockery.net is still accessible from my work. I-mockery.com is not.

FUCK.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
That is very cool.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
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Fuck. I-mockery.net is still accessible from my work. I-mockery.com is not.

FUCK.
Did they ever say exactly WHY they have I-Mockery.com blocked?
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Old May 16th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
Beacuse its just to cool.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
The article was pretty funny; I like reading Max's stuff.
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Old May 16th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
I HAD SOMETHING POSTED HERE BUT I FORGOT HOW IT PRETAINED TO SAID SUBJECT
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Old May 17th, 2003, 10:14 AM       
Hooray! Max writes again!

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Old May 17th, 2003, 11:28 AM       
It made me sad, because I'm in my "prime". I'm 17, and I've spent the last 2 years of my life being a total hermit. Sigh. I will be old and sad one day without have doing anything remotley interesting, nothing to look back at. And then I'll die.
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Old May 17th, 2003, 11:49 PM       
man that was depressing
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Old May 19th, 2003, 09:39 AM       
But in a funny way, right?

I had a premonition of doom, but I didn't tell anyone, and now I'm glad becuase it didn't come true.

I was in no way Murdered in Boston's China Town last night. At least I don't think so. Unless this is like one of the Twilight Zones where I think I'm sitting at work posting on I-mock while actually I'm lieing in a gutter in China Town, my life's blood drainging out of me.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 12:59 PM       
I liked that very much Max.

I don't know what people might have taken from that story but I found it motivating. I keep scribbling an idea that I have now for about two years and I never seem to get on with it and try and god damn it now I will!!

Thanks Max
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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:15 PM       
Thank you. Many of my favorite writers make me want to write, and if that's what you mean, I take it as a compliment.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:37 PM       
That was great Max...thats the stuff I missed and made me return...damn you Max...damn you to everlasting heck....
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
So when I wrote that, and proofed it and rewrote it, I totally didn't think of it as depressing at all.

And now I re-read it, and I think I see where it might be taken that way.


i was kidding



the only regret i have is coming here. and staying.

wait thats two regrets.


shit.
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Old May 20th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
WILL YOU HAVE MY BABY?
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Old May 20th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
I didn't find it depressing at all.

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