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Terra · #1

I need a really good pick up line. Quick. Guys and ladies.

What do you use?

What do you like to hear (if you've ever been blessed by a pick up line)?

What do you hate to hear (if you've ever been blessed by a pick up line)?

Dixie · #2

i get drunk. everyone wants the drunk chick.

Dole · #3

best pick up line: 'I AM SHITCUNT'

FS · #4

I'M SO WASTED, I'M SO WASTED

:reference

Terra · #5

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Originally Posted by Dole

best pick up line: 'I AM SHITCUNT'

Didn't work. Need another one please.

Geggy · #6

'do you like blow pop? i like blow pop. blow pops are very good.' smile and then wink.

Zhukov · #7

I hope your not in too much of a hurry, we've got loads more joke pick up lines to get through.

Seven Force · #8

Hi.

7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.

Terra · #9

Quote:

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

Hi.

7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.

Ah snap!

This will do just fine. It might even work on this asshole.

Methuselah · #10

Lets not turn this rape into a murder.

subterfuge · #11

"Hey, baby, wanna die?"

This really works.

Helm · #12

Yeah but then you have to live up to expectations when you murder

I hate working under pressure.

FartinMowler · #13

Hi! My name is Fartin Mowler, I have a wife, two kids and live in the suburbs

and then I cry in my beer and stomp away.

liquidstatik · #14

WANNA BE IN A MOVIE? ;O

Matt Harty · #15

ARE YOU THE GRIM REAPER CAUSE IM DYING FOR YOU BABY

Terra · #16

I tried most of them. He doesn't speak English (which means he doesn't say much and I like that) and he's gay (but that's because I made him gay on the spot).

It was fun. I'll never do this again. I'm joining a Nunnery now.

Helm · #17

jesus, I want to fucking kill you so bad

Terra · #18

Deal with it.

Helm · #19

You know that's not the best way to approach people that want to stab you to death with a nailfile? The 'direct approach'? Liking yourself, liking what you do that whole self-empowering, self-employed, may I take your order stance you know? You know I fucking hate you? Well I fucking hate you. And that cunt Maria Angelou, fuck that bitch too. I can picture you, sitting on your ice-cream stained chrome couch feeling out your genital warts, wondering if you're going to need surgery for that too and what if maybe, wait, great idea! maria angelou would be proud! could you perhaps use the extra boob skin to cover some of that mess up? Hah, I'd take your eye out and you wouldn't even notice, perhaps just a bit wondering why jerry springer looks somewhat slimmer now, you knoooowww? Deal with it? I'm dealing with it, I'm fucking dealing with it your whore. I'm dealing with you. I'm going to kill you.