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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 11:18 AM        Goddamnit my ass is bleeding.
I fell on some horizontal bar thingies during gym class and scraped some of my ass-skin, so now it's bleeding.

It didn't bother me seeing as it didn't hurt much, so I think nothing of it.

However, just now I went to take a poop. I wipe, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S BLOOD ON THE TOILET PAPER! OH FUCK MY ASS IS BLEEDING!

So I'm going to take a shower now.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2004, 01:10 PM       
This reminds me of that mini-mock ROG did. Ah...good memories. Hey...go up to someone and ask for a ''high-five'' then when they high-five you,...they get their hand all bloody.
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