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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:57 AM        GLOWBELLY HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED! :O
QUICK! GIVE HER A MERCIFUL DEATH BEFORE IT BURSTS THROUGH HER CHEST!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:59 AM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
Congratulations to Glowbelly! She'll make a wonderful momma!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:04 AM       
Fantastic news for Karen & Bri!!


hadnt mentioned it prior as didnt think it was public knowledge.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:10 AM       
it makes me sad that when when instinct and intelligence contradict one another, most people will let instinct win.

I won't live to see the end of the human race - sigh.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
Take your pseudo-apocalyptic abstractions and insert rectally
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
I'm not in the mood to masturbate.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:20 AM       
'kthnx

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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:23 AM       
What blob said.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
wooohooo! crikey and blimey o'reilly. I had a feeling something big was going down hence my reappearance on this board.
well, congrats indeed. may your belly continue to glow- big stylleeee.


aww, glowgal's gonna be a momma! that is very cool. very cool indeed.

One of the problems facing the owrld is that most of the creative, intyelligent people are choosing not to have children. The offspring of Ms GBelly might just wind up saving the world.

Nice going with the sex Karen!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:38 AM       
Holy shit, it's GEMMA!

Where in the great custard of life have you been, woman!?



GLOWBELLY'S PREGNANT. GEMMA IS BACK. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! :O
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:59 AM       
daphne said i should change my name to growbelly

and thanks to everyone except the whiny losers (i'm not naming any names) in this thread. we are super excited and i'm overcome with all kinds of cool emotions and nausea.

and if you all would have payed attention to chojin's sig you might have learned about this a little earlier.

i'm gonna be fat. :D and nobody can say a thing! and the fatter i get the healthier i am because i am pregnant. WOOHOO! PORTLY, CHOJIN? I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FUCKIN PORTLY, BITCH.

hah.

and GEMMA ! wowsa! great timing, young lady.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:08 AM       
:O

You can't be pregnant with a baby. Babies come from storks.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:12 AM       
then consider me a giant stork
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:15 AM       
This is pregnant Lita all over again.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:27 AM       
wha?

and cheer up, jerk. i'm happy. there's no reason why you shouldn't be.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
Come on, its James. I am sure he can find tons of reasons.

And this whole message board should be renamed 'CHEER UP, JERK!!!'
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 11:31 AM       
Best news ever I'm thinking good thoughts for you guys!
Eat lots of red beans!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:21 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
You see, Kane started harassing Lita, and then he went after her boyfriend, Matt Harty. So to keep Kane from killing Matt, Lita had sex with Kane.

Then she found out she was pregnant, and it very well could not have been Matt's baby. Then it turned out it was officially not Matt's baby.

Then Matt and Kane had a match at Summerslam, where the winner would have the right to marry Lita. Kane won.


This is the EXACT same thing.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
my boyfriend would totally kick your ass, though...so this is way different.

besides, I KNOW WHO MY BABY DADDY IS

AND IT ISN'T JIXBY
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 12:55 PM       
very cool Ms. Belly Pretty girls make nice babies, unless of course your boyfriend is ugly :/
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
that's awesome, congratulations!!!!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 01:31 PM       
Great News, Karen!!!!!! congrats!!!
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