GLOWBELLY HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED! :O

[glowbelly]

my boyfriend is totally hot, fartin. for real.

i'm excited. i'm not worried about being a mom, because it's something that i have always wanted to be and pretty much knew i was going to be one day, but being pregnant and giving birth scares me. more the giving birth part.

i mean...ayee.

[ScruU2wice]

Babies are cute.

I don't think I'm less of a man to admit it.

Congrats.

[James]

You're less of a man for many other, and much scarier, reasons.

[ScruU2wice]

which are..

[Immortal Goat]

Anybody who is upset at her for doing something she wanted to do can go die. And hopefully they will not be reincarnated as her child.

Anyhoo, congratulations on the baby, Glowbelly. Hope it doesn't keep you up too late.

[Helm]

...not pertaining to this thread.

edit: damn it

[CastroMotorOil]

Congrats

[kellychaos]

Is the father from the future?

[glowbelly]

Originally Posted by da blob

it makes me sad that when when instinct and intelligence contradict one another, most people will let instinct win.

I won't live to see the end of the human race - sigh.

i was going to leave this alone, but ya know what? i decided against it.

how dare you assume that you know what is going on in my head? i have had a lifetime of KNOWING that i am supposed to be a mother and you're going to come into my CELEBRATORY thread and rattle off your depressed, sad, selfish CRAP.

get out. you have no idea what this means to me. you have no idea what it means to my family and you have no right to pass judgement on my intelligence based on your self-inflicted, overly bleak outlook on the world. just because you have made your life a miserable battle, doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer with you.

i am entering the next stage of my life. a joyous one, where i live completely for someone else STARTING NOW. i'm sorry if you can't find that this decision i made has some basis in intelligence. i'm going to assume that for this reason, you'll remain barren for the rest of your life.

we can only hope.

[FartinMowler]

Blah! don't listen to that barren bitch :/ You enjoy it.

[glowbelly]

high five, dude. high friggin five.

[FartinMowler]

I was only 25 when we has our first and it was tough working as a parking attendant and going to College :/ but I wouldn't go back and change anything.

[Geggy]

good job, glowbelly. i alway knew you have potentionals to be a great mother, afterall, you've never lost touch w/ your child-like ways. :P

[kahljorn]

You sho uld do a water birthing, if it's done right the mother will orgasm the entire time she's in labor. ITS TANTRIC.

[Carnivore]

Excellent. I'm thrilled for you. Besides, we need more children to be raised by women of your caliber, Karen. Congratulations.

Speaking as one who has delivered a child, don't worry about that. It's quite messy and painful, but complications are rare, most deliveries go smoothly.

[kellychaos]

If the father is from the future, then he would know if the outlook is, indeed, bleak. Word.

[da blob]

I do not doubt you get there happy and satisfied, your hormones would not allow otherwise. It might be a conscious and well thought out project, I do not know and do not particularly care, I just can't understand how anybody would want to participate in the perpetuation of the species as long as they are able to use their intelligence to analyse the world we're living in.
I am not surprised to see stupid people procreate, it just amazes me when it's people who are obviously provided with a brain.

Oh and I do everything to actually remain barren, should it not be the case I'll do what I've already done before, don't worry.

[FS]

That's very introspective. But if you could just sweep your ink vapors of darkness to the side, the parade can get through.

You're hardly the first to realize the philosophy of Life Sucks, and trying to infect others with your gall is not only obnoxious, but doing so in someone's pregnancy celebration thread is fucking rude.

So ssh.

[the[Hitman]]

Exactly.

Let other people fuck up not realizing the pain in the ass life is and becomes as you live it.

I'm never having children because this planet is only going to get worse but people can do whatever the hell they see fit.

Its all based on perspective.

[kahljorn]

Perspectives change.

[ScruU2wice]

I don't know which is worse loading this thread with overly mindful dribble about the futility of the life cycle or loading this thread with dead baby jokes that I thought mad max or arrowx would do.

:/

[Carnivore]

The planet is going to get worse so long as people think it is and do nothing to change it. If you've lost all hope for the future just friggin' off yourself and spare us your bullshit. I still have hope. It may be a fool's hope, but that can be enough.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, put on a fucking smile, eat your fucking chicken, and shut the fuck up.

You're as bad as a goth, I swear...

[theapportioner]

Congrats!!!! Definitely keep us updated on kicks, birth, etc.

[James]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

You sho uld do a water birthing, if it's done right the mother will orgasm the entire time she's in labor. ITS TANTRIC.

"Mommy, can you tell me about the day I was born?"

"Oh man, I was cumming SO HARD the whole time. I thought I was going to drown you in my lady juices before I could squeeze you out. Then the spasming of my vagina launched you out like a cannon, and then I kind of blacked out from the pleasure."

"Is that why I have to wear the Magic Helmet?"

"Yes... That's.... That's why you... HEY! Who wants ICE CREAM?"