Features

The One and Only... · #26

Thank you DK and Ziggy.

Glow, I don't know why you are comparing me to adult models in professionally taken photos, but more power to ya.

glowbelly · #27

you asked if you could be a model. i'm trying to show you why the answer is NO.

Zomboid · #28

It's not just no, but a very resounding no

The One and Only... · #29

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Originally Posted by glowbelly

you asked if you could be a model. i'm trying to show you why the answer is NO.

1) Then post some pics of models my age
2) Honestly, I didn't even see that great a difference in features between the 3rd guy and me.

I don't think I'm even going to pursue modelling, but I'm in the mood for a completely irrelevant argument.

Bell E. Laffs · #30

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

2) Honestly, I didn't even see that great a difference in features between the 3rd guy and me.

pre-mortem or post-mortem?

Lotida · #31

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Honestly, I didn't even see that great a difference in features between the 3rd guy and me.

Jack..Jack..Jack... there is a HUGE difference. I'm sorry but a model you are not.

Yggdrasill · #32

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1) Then post some pics of models my age

I just saw this thread and can can already tell he just wanted everyone to post pictures of hot guys.

I am so much more a model than you OAO because my friends take pictures of me and post it on church bulletins so everyone can pray for me to lay off the drugs and gay sex.

I'm a model citizen and that's all that matters.

CaptainBubba · #33

Guys, you have failed this test of life as I could've easily forseen. OaO's potential beauty is so apparent, and yet so elusive to the untrained eye. When the dolphins from outer space see a jeans advertisement do you know whose faces they are going to see?

This is the future of modeling. Sucks ya'll had to miss out. ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p ;p Its me and you OaO. All the way to the spaceship from that CD cover with laser guns under our chairs and dolphins suckin it all day long. We're savin the universe.

Helm · #34

you're better looking, shame about the lazy eyes.

Dole · #35

OAO, if you are not taking the piss then you are staggeringly deluded (from some of your comments on here, not because you want to be a model) and your egomania is expanding at an exponential rate.

The One and Only... · #36

I don't think that Bubba is better looking than I am, he just has a better camera (you can see his cheek line, not as fuzzy) and isn't wearing the ANSWER THE QUESTION face. Plus why is everyone comparing my worst picture to others?

And all I can say, Dole, is that there was a time when narcissism was the only thing that kept me alive.

dreaddi · #37

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

My mom was joking with me about the fact that I don't have a summer job, so I jestingly suggested applying for a modelling position. Apparently she took me seriously, because her response was "Maybe you SHOULD become a model...".

Now, here is my question. Being the camwhore that I am, a modelling job would be great for me... but do I really have the looks?

For once, be serious.

See, I think you might wanna get a second (and third and fourth) opinion from a person in real life, apart from your mom...
Also because the pictures you've posted so far really suck. If you really want people on the internet to judge you, post better pictures. And don't blame it on the camera, noone will need/want to see every pore in its finest detail. I can take better pictures than that in one of those passport photo cabinet things.[/b]

The One and Only... · #38

Well, I have gotten several opinions from people IRL. Most of them are saying "go for it." Granted, most of those are girls who I already know find me dead sexay, but w/e...

Most of those pics I had to take myself, with the exception of the uberquad pic and the beefy arm one (my fav).

adept_ninja · #39

Haha well anyone that knows you and is semi friends isnt going to shoot down your dreams of being a model of course they are going to support you. Shit I could tell my friends I want to be a seal clubber for a living all they would tell me is "shoot for the stars" and " a noble endevor"

PILLOWFIGHT · #40

male models usually look like beautiful ladies, but you dont look beautiful!

but then again how many models have heard that theyre never goign to make it? ALOT! just look at tyra banks and do your best, OAO

kellychaos · #41

Does Donatello know that you raided his wardrobe?

DeadKennedys · #42

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Plus why is everyone comparing my worst picture to others?

A model is only as good as their worst picture.

Lotida · #43

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Originally Posted by Helm

you're better looking, shame about the lazy eyes.

Hey, it worked for Sylvester Stalone!

ziggytrix · #44

BTW OAO, not being an ass or anything, but I haven't seen a single pic where you "looked like a model." I'm not callin you ugly, just saying your face isn't shaped like most male models. You don't have the very masculine square jaw (think Brad Pitt or John Travolta) or the panty creaming girlish-boy face (think Orlando Bloom or River Phoenix).

Would need to see a profile pic to be sure, but I think you've got a pretty average facial bone structure.

The short of it is, I wouldn't expect to make any money off it, certainly not in the short term. I'm assuming you're looking for something seasonal for the summer. Frankly, mowing lawns is less tedious and pays better. Construction work is also usually easy to get, and pays quite well, assuming you don't mind working outside.

The One and Only... · #45

Yeah. My face is kinda angular.

CaptainBubba · #46

Now tell us about how this girl totally wanted to have sex with you if you had wanted but you chose not too because you have higher standards and cmon you could get laid anytime you want you've touched boobs all the time around town am I right?

If I have two lazy eyes doesnt that just mean I am tired?

AChimp · #47

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Yeah. My face is kinda angular.

Actually, your face is pudgy and covered in baby fat.

Helm · #48

Captainbubba I'm sorry english isn't my first language, when I said lazy eyes I didn't mean you know, wondering, cross-eyed thing. I guess that's what the word means though? I was more talking about the shape of your EYESOCKETS LOL anyway sorry I'm sure they look better on other photos. You're way better looking than OAO ( although that haircut... ugh) and if you said you wanted to be a model or something I wouldn't find it hilarious ( although you may be too buff for some work in the field)

OAO: what does being a model mean to you? Why do you find the idea appealing? Are you trying to find personal verification on your looks through being in the field? If you do so, I'M SORRY but I can tell you right now that you're. just. not. pretty. enough. That's not 'one guy's opinion' I mean it in the sense that as it has been mentioned before in this thread, you lack the unifying characteristics of almost all the male models I've seen: hard edges coupled with feminine features. Sorry. You're just a bland overjawed geek. This doesn't mean you're not going to get a girlfriend. It means that you're not going to be a model.