Could I be a model?

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Actually, your face is pudgy and covered in baby fat.

That's what I can't understand. It only looks that way in the picture...

And many people in person beyond my mom have said I could.

[!!!!]

At modeling agencies it is very common for them to take shitty polaroids of the models. If they look good in the polaroid, they can work it. The same applies to shitty camera phone pictures. How you look in person in the opinions of biased people is irrelevant, modeling is about being PHOTOGRAPHED.

[Yggdrasill]

This could make sense because I was just remembering something were some models(generic model thing I guess, none of them every dreamed of being a model) were all saying "I was a total dork as a teen"

Next thing your friends are going to sign you up in a model contest! Wacky huh! Then you'll go and be the smash hit of the summer!

Or most likely not, there was a time when everyone said I should play tennis and boy were they so wrong. There was a time when everyone was like "you should really go out with him" /wrong. And I remember the time I really listened to hip-hop to feel it in my soul. WRONG WRONG WRONG

My point is people are stupid, really stupid, when it comes to things like this.

[kellychaos]

I once felt a really, really good steak in my soul. I became one with it. I could feel myself being lifted off the picnic bench and over the potato salad and three-bean salad ... and then ... gently wafting above billowing clouds of the mesquite embers. In a most lucid fashion, I looked below and saw myself eating my own steak. I am not proud of this. :sharetime

[Spectre X]

OAO, your camera's quality does not excuse you looking absolutely ridiculous in that picture.

Well, hand modeling, maybe, but anything with your face would be a great big no.

You are unfit for modeling.

repeat after me.

You are unfit for modeling.
You are unfit for modeling.
You are unfit for modeling.

Your expression does not matter.

Your camera does not matter.

Whoever is complimenting you doesn't have a clue as to what they're talking about.

Just... Just stop, okay? You really, really, really can't do modeling.

Seriously.

No modeling.

Ever.

[kellychaos]

CLICK! CLICK! BOOM!

[PILLOWFIGHT]

try saying "New DVDS every week at everyday low prices"!

[Dr. Boogie]

Perhaps your mom meant that you should become a hand model. Surely all that fencing has built up those hand muscles.




See, it would've been too easy to say that his hand muscles were built up through routinely massaging that massive member of his. I didn't go that route, though. Class.

[McClain]

I can't help but want to call this dude Zoolander.

[Dr. Boogie]

Magnum!

[Helm]

What IS THIS? A center for ANTS?!

[Geggy]

[The One and Only...]

People, just let this thread die. I already got all the useful info I'd need; I know people in modelling who could give me advice as to go for it/not to go for it; and frankly, I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.

Can I be a model? Maybe not. I have a big feeling of "it's more trouble than it's worth" anyway. So long as I'm getting attention from teh ladez, I don't much care.

[Chojin]

Who in the fuck would 'oogle'-
Why do you even ask us if-
RRngh. Eerf. Engh.

That's it, my revenge will be archiving everything you've said here and showing it to you again in 5 years.

[Krythor]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.

I don't foresee this line being topped for hilarity by anybody any time soon.

[kellychaos]

Negative attention is still attention, I suppose.

"Enter the tent ladies, and gentlemen. Enter this equisite exhibit and be the first on your block to see abnormally-sized forearm boy! Marvel at his unchanging countenance! Swoon at his massive forearms! Come one, come all to this marvel of genetic superiority. One dollar a ticket, please!"

[sadie]

googling eyes oogling.

[DeadKennedys]

The biggest problem I see with you besides your appalling plainness is the idea you have that women fawn over you whenever you go outside. So, you can't be a model and you're a jackass. Not a good combination.

[maggiekarp]

Wouldn't a stranger's advice on your looks be useful if you're considering modeling? It's not like the only people who see stuff like that are your mom and chicks who liked you.

Then again, common sense that is far too late and would have been ignored anyway by silly ideas like "I could be a model, but it's too much work. I'll just hump all these LADEZ (perhapes Lads? I see no eeeee sound!)"

[Dole]

If you can't even fucking spell 'ogle' chances are women aren't doing it at you!!!! Maybe they are staring in disbelief.

[McClain]

I like to keep my thighs nice and skinny. Makes my balls look huge.

[Tropical]

I think that the fact that there always seems to be a woman oogling me when I go out speaks for itself.

I dunno if the i-mockery community is all pc now and have to justify every single one of their opinion. But after the quote above, i've had it.

OAO i think you look retarded and ugly in every single one of your photos so far. Compared to captain bubba you are not buff at all

you are an arrogant cocksucker and u need a reality check.

you will not consider anything i type here seriously. for you are in denial

[kellychaos]

I, for one, find your candor refreshing.

[The One and Only...]

And who are you?

[Supafly345]

OMG noob