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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
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As an update for this thread: She's dating my best friend now.
Aww I'm sorry. That sucks!
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 09:08 PM       
Don't worry, I've learned through my friend that "she's a demanding whore who won't stop texting for more than two minutes while I try to sleep or hang out with your [referring to me]".

Sounds like a keeper.

Anyways, now I need help with another little problem. My ex-girlfriend, about two years now, has been sent me death threats a while ago. Now, she's sending them again. This time I'm getting them from more than one person, a.k.a. her goth friends, her boyfriend, her anime-fan friends, other people that aren't important either, etc. I'm debating whether or not to go to the cops or what. Any suggestions would be nice.

P.S. I'm not certain if it's just her or like two people, but there's something like allegedly eight people sending me threats all together.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
Reply with "MY DEATH WON'T MAKE YOUR ASS ANY LESS FATTER SRY" or something similar.

Would a restraining order work?
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
Look into getting a restraining order, it would be hilarious to tell your friends you had to get a restraining order taken out against a girl.

I would so do that if some anime fag cept hasseling me.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 10:01 PM       
Just defeat them all in endurance-round style combat. And then perform a colorful fatality on the last one.

Scan in these death threats! I wanna see!
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 10:09 PM       
Well now I have to dig them out of the trash and see if my friend is home yet. But yeah, I hope I can find the one made by one of the anime fans. I swear that he actually drew a picture of a little anime guy with a bloody knife. I really hope I can find that one.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 10:12 PM       
How serious could they be if they draw little anime dudes on their death threats?

Looks like we'll have to see the scan to tell if you should go with restraining order or just say "Haha fags" and let it blow over.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 11:04 PM       
They'll try to kill you with witchcraft and ki blasts.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 11:06 PM       
They'll go all Super Saiyan in public and embarrass you to death
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 11:08 PM       
i like when you post in other forums, maggie.

just sayin.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 11:12 PM       
Does other forums mean I should post in as many forums as I can to spread my greatness, or other forums as in forums that you don't frequent?

Curse you, English, with your double meanings and sarcasm
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
you should stop hanging out with stupid people
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 07:39 AM       
maggie, i was being nice
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 04:55 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
I've got to wait for another handmade letter to post, trash ran the other day and I didn't get the notes out in time. No worries, because they found my e-mail address now.



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How dare you think you can do this to anybody! You deserve to burn forever for these atrocities. How dare you! If you think this will ever end YOU"RE WRONG!!!! DON"T EVER FORGET THIS!!! WE WILL FALL DOWN FROM BEHIND YOU AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS PRECIOUS!!! LYNSEA IS OVER YOU AND YOU'VE LOST OUT! IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL USE MY JUJITSU ON YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 07:50 PM       
I hope those are real. Keep 'em comin'.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 02:22 PM       
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I will slowly eat your heart and and leave you alive while I do it, your brain will becom 1 wit my stomac, and you shal slwly be degested in my stomak because you shall suffer. Hannibal Lector ain't got NUNTHIN on me!!

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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
Yeah, they seem stupid/delusional enough to actually follow through on these threats. I'd let some authority know, so that your parents will have someone to sue when your situation is ignored and you get murdered.
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 05:46 PM       
They're going to fall down from behind you, let's hope they fall on their faces.

She's so over you her friends are pestering you
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Old Jan 13th, 2006, 09:14 PM       
I'm guessing I'll get a hold of the authorities this weekend. I don't think they're that serious, just more threats on the internet.
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 01:15 AM       
With the new law passed, you could get them up to 2 years in prison each!

And yes, these are hilarious :< Why didn't you think to save the handwritten ones? If I got handwritten death threats, I'd totally frame them.
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Old Jan 14th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
Well, I haven't checked my locker since the new semester, and I threw away the other ones because they were trash. Now, I may have to start saving them.

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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 01:31 PM       
Youre in a serious situation here.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
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