TIME TO MAKE NEW STICKERS! (make suggestions!)

[Mockery]

Alright, I've got the money for the new stickers set aside. I want to make 10 or 12 new stickers. I'm sure you've all seen the stickers that we currently have for sale on I-Mockery, if not, check them out at http://www.I-Mockery.com/Stickers.

That being said, I'm open to suggestions for the latest batch of stickers. Please no more Zod suggestions, as I already have plenty of Zod stickers at the moment. Some stickers poking fun at SUV's, LiveJournals, and other things of that nature might be cool... but feel free to suggest anything that you think might make for a good sticker. And I'll be printing enough this time that if any of your suggestions make the final cut, I'll send you a free one.

Here's a few sticker ideas I've come up with so far (and no this doesn't mean I'm definitely printing these ones, they're just ideas at the moment):

-Veganism is an eating disorder

-Winning is for losers

-THERE IS NO SPORK. (Matrix spoof)

-COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! (for G.I. Joe fans obviously)

-Your SUV sure will look nice... WHEN I SET IT ON FIRE.

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

I like to drive drunk.

[The One and Only...]

Violence IS the answer.

The 8th wonder of the world: I got laid.

[Anonymous]

- Livejournals
Uniting women to talk behind your back since 1999.
- Livejournals
Uniting manic depressives and shut-ins to talk behind your back since 1999.
- omg o_O
- Emoticons are for otherwise uninteresting people ^_^
- LOL XD

i really want a stupid internet lingo bumper sticker :<

*- We don't sell products; We sell solutions to having too much money.
*- Don't piss me off or I'll write about you in my livejournal.
*- STFU NEWBIE (warning, this one sucks and is gay)

[pjalne]

MY OTHER LETTER IS A SUBMARINE

I'll come up with some serious suggestions later on.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Real men have girly hair.

Jesus loves I-Mockery.com

[whoreable]

HAHA another achimp post deleted!

Jack Nicholson needs to fart.

Ping Pong is Life. the rest is just details

"And thats worth all the whiskey in a drunkards dreams"

STICKER

I have cool stuff inside my car!

Once I pooped a turd 16 inches long

I am a big boy

EAT MY 4 YEAR OLD PUSSY!

[Esuohlim]

I had the "STICKER" idea too.

Proud parent of a kid who slept with your honor student

I brake for cars six inches behind me

DRIVING IS FOR STUPADS

LOL :emoticon

If you can read this, my car hasn't been crushed into a cube yet

I OWN NO IDENTICAL BUMPER STICKERS (this one's good because you will have to make people buy two of them )

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

i got this one from the dmv's "learning to drive" instructional booklet: "wave with all fingers, not just one"

[Esuohlim]

GOOD IDEA

I'll steal it and flip it around

I SIGNAL MY TURNS WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER

[AChimp]

How about "I DELETE ACHIMP'S POSTS"???

[mburbank]

"Another selfish bastard in an SUV"
"Find WMD, win Valuable Prizes!"
"I've got your honor students head in my trunk"
"If Moon were cookie, it wouldn't be fine."
"Jesus Dislikes Pat Robertson"
"My Gay Bishop can beat up your Honor Student"
"I'd vote for a Hydrocephalic Baboon in an Iron lung before I'd vote for Bush."
"I blame you"
"If you can read this, It's in a language you're familliar with"
"No child left behind except that one."
"Oh, what the fuck. Drill in Alaska. We're all going to die anyway."
"Seriously, officer, I think the Patriot Act is Great Legislation."
"Screw me, Screw my Dog."
"If you lived here you'd be bouncing all over the highway."
"Honk if you Date Jesus."
"Al Roker Made me Naughty"
"Sit on it, Potsy."

[whoreable]

those are all great.

[mburbank]

"I (heart) CONJUNCTIVITIS!"
"Wet for Howard Dean"
"Kiss my Grits, Mel."
"Your Mom has it Goin' On."
"Jar Jar Binks is the BEST FUCK!!!"

[mburbank]

"Sea Biscuit Gone Wild"

[ItalianStereotype]

"it's not really rape until you squeeeeeeeeeeal"

[Evil Robot]

"9/11/03 Time to forget"
"Support terrorism"
"Environmentalists are gay."
"Im going to kill the president."
"I'd flip you off but I'm masturbating."
"Think green, burn your garbage!"
"Lost your cat? Check under my tires. Lost your daughter? Check in my trunk."
"You have AIDS."
"$10,000 reward for having killed a cop. Call 1-800-COP-KILA."
"I just took a picture of you."
"Don't trust foreigners"
"Jewish people don't exist"
"Fear God more than dogs and bees."

[mburbank]

"Only Insensitive Bastards Think Tardive Disconesia is Funny."
"CONJUNCTIVITIS RULES!"
"BAND WITH A REALLY COOL NAME"
"I am the Fifth Dentist"
"Speedy Alkaseltzer was Framed!"
"Free Speedy Alkaseltzer!"
"Mothers Against You"
"Irish and Drunk!"
"Friends of that Guy from Georgia with the Crematorium"
"I liked Star Wars more than you, Fucker!"
"Worse than Gigli"
"Lindbergh Baby on Board"

[Evil Robot]

STOP PLATE TECTONICS

[mburbank]

"Seabiscuit II: This Time it's Personal"
"Madd Phatt Spelling Skilz"
"Thanks for the Cosby Show, Nick at Nite!"
"Hit and Run for Jesus!"
"Ha-Ha! You Didn't get Raptured!"
"I Gots a Gumball up my Nose"

[mburbank]

"La Belle Dame Sans Panties."
"Doctors Without Pants"
"One Day at a Time, you Lousy Rummy!"
"Easy Does It, Wino!"

[Rongi]

My Other Sticker Is Funny
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING IN MY TRUNK
MY KID IS SMARTER THEN YOURS

[FS]

"Buy milk: NEVER FORGET" and the sticker has a picture of a translucent carton of milk over the burning WTC.

"This is my bumper. It is a good bumper."

"Help! I'm being kidnapped!"

"Increasingly more people are having sex with vegetables."

"Proud home to 7 clowns and 33 illegal immigrants."

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by mburbank

"Al Roker Made me Naughty"

That better be a sticker

[mburbank]

"Buy milk: NEVER FORGET" and the sticker has a picture of a translucent carton of milk over the burning WTC."

THAT is comedy!