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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:19 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:19 AM       
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
My cousin told me jokes like these when he was 8

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. it stepped onto the road and it got hit by a car but it didn't die and it got stuck and dragged around town while it was going buckbuckbuck and then it fell out and then some guy tried to eat it but it got away and then it lost some feathers and fell in a river and ran to the sears tower and fell off and it didnt flap its wings but it landed on a fat lady and she tried to sell it but nobody would buy it so she threw it on the ground and tried to step on it but it got away and it was still saying buckbuckbuck and finally it went home and went to sleep but it had a nightmare and then it woke up and a farmer tried to shoot it but he missed and then he ran away and then it tried to cross the road again but it made it this time and then it met some friends and they played for a while and then it was sleepy so it went to sleep and then


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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 09:38 AM       
Yeah, this thread is basically a tribute to the genius that is my daughter. When I am not screaming at her to at least pretend to consider doing a single damn thing I tell her to, I'm in awe of her.

And I'm kidding about Toppo GiGio. Any of you bastards who don't recognize Gallagher are too yiung to be on this board.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 11:40 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:35 PM       
It's not Gallgher you fucking maroon.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 01:42 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 01:45 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:17 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:51 PM       
y'know prog, there used to be a retarded kid that washed dishes at a reteraunt i worked at a long time ago. the retard was always shitting his pants. he would yell out "OH NO, MADE POOPIES, MADE POOPIES!!"

it made a lot of people laugh. just like you do.

and just why don't you run your message board or whatever anymore? your busy life of writing bad jokes conflict with your ability to run a pathetic imitation of a fun community?

or are you a liar?
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:03 AM       
did you watch the news last night ?

there was a story about 2 peanuts walking down the street .
one was a salted (assaulted)





a man approaches 2 potatos on the street and asks them "which one of you is the prostitute "

then one of the potatos looks at the guy and goes "I-DA-HO"
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:55 AM       
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god dammit.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 05:58 AM       
aaaawww i liked the assault joke.. you crazy wordwizard you
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 06:11 AM       
So a bear walks into a bar smoking a joint. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve bears who do drugs". So the bear throws away the joint and orders a drink. A bar slut then started hitting on the bear and was making him anxious. Finally, the bear got sick of her and ate her. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave for doing drugs," said the bartender. "What drugs?" asked the bear. The bartender said, "That was a barbituate."
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 11:18 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:13 PM       
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one was a salted (assaulted)
Hey, it made me laugh.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 06:37 PM       
Thank god he gave us the clearification. I never would've got the pun otherwise.
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