Gorilla Killed In Poice shootout

[ArrowX]

sad but funny
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4558461

[DementedElf]

Ah not 30 minutes from where I live and this is the first I have heard about it....but a correction. Not sad, just funny.

[FartinMowler]

If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?

Zoo workers armed with tranquilizer guns had pursued the animal through the forested jungles of the Wilds of Africa exhibit for about 40 minutes, but could not gain a clear shot, officials said.

You fucking idiot.

[FartinMowler]

Blah, I still think it's stupid to have killed it.

[ArrowX]

The little boy said in the hospital "the monkey tried to eat my head"

[Malevolent]

The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down

[kellychaos]

This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."

[eggyolk]

Never post again.

[Anonymous]

You're just as bad, mote.

[Drev]

Why hasn't anybody photoshopped Magilla Gorilla for this thread yet?

[eggyolk]

This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."

[kahljorn]

I thought i heard about this. Was this the one where the stupid kid jumped into the cage and the mother jumped in with her two other kids or something? Stupid people.