Taking all the fun out of the beach [pictures]

[davinxtk]

Jin, nice try.


James- You're losing here. You don't get to just say "close the thread" after you make a point that's only semi-permeable.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by James

Rongi, you're a follower, plain and simple.

No, you're just a little cry baby who wants everyone to agree with him and not have their own opinion. Hell I don't even like Davin.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did anyone even get my reference?

[glowbelly]

i'm so frustrated by james comments. aggravated, even. really.

i am.

keep on posting pics, davin. james is just upset because you don't have boobs and a hot face. if you did, he'd be all over your ass begging you for an internet date and stalking you like an obssessed ex boyfriend. just ask upshut or heather michelle.

[FartinMowler]

He likes feet too

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

Did anyone even get my reference?

I did

[glowbelly]

i never get references

[kellychaos]

I'm a better person for having read this entire thread and I learned a lot.

[glowbelly]

it's about goddamned time

[kellychaos]

I know. I usually don't read the entire thread but I did this time. Thanks again, I just learned something else.

[FartinMowler]

So what did you learn.... turd?

[kellychaos]

That Glowbelly has a potty-mouth and that you have an irrectile disfunction (re: another thread). I'm going to pop some popcorn now.

[James]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

keep on posting pics, davin. james is just upset because you don't have boobs and a hot face. if you did, he'd be all over your ass begging you for an internet date and stalking you like an obssessed ex boyfriend. just ask upshut or heather michelle.

Wait, what the hell? Up_Shut and I are really good friends, and I don't even know where the Heather comment comes in. It was a while ago, but I do remember I hated her. Oh wait, you just didn't get it then, either. Next, you're going to say I wanted Erika Krystal, too.

See, this is the problem. You don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. I'd much rather have Davin post pictures of himself every single day, than have you opening your fucking mouth about shit you don't know Thing 1 about.

You don't get it at all. You play the part perfectly, and that both pleases and upsets me. I was under the impression you weren't this stupid, and were better than this. But as long as you're going to play into everything so well, I might as well use what I've got.

So go shove your vibrator down your throat and fuck off.

[Matt Harty]

Sorry for pointing out you were jealous.

[Rez]

give you a little pain for your game and you revert into a newgrounds-type foulmouth that screams insecurity.

you went against someone who's a decent guy, and you got smacked for it (as far as the internet goes). stop being a hyper-defensive pussy, shut up about it, and move on to another thread.

[kellychaos]

Guy can only win a fight with a vibrator when the batteries are dead ... and even then it's a challenge.

[glowbelly]

if we all gang up on james he'll leave again. it'll be fun.

my mistake about heather michelle, btw. i was under the impression that james was one of the boys who went ga-ga over her. it would only make sense, afterall.

so james? you say you are "friends" with upshut? well, i'm friends with davin. and in the same way you defended her when people were calling her ugly, i defend davin.

we're not so different afterall.

you wanna borrow my vibrator now, or can we see how long this lasts before you run off in a huff and not post here until you get lonely and bored again?

[kellychaos]

The size of it WAS rather intimidating.

[glowbelly]

it was to me too when i woke up the next day and realized what i had purchased

[James]

OK, OK.

Davin, I forgive you for posting so many pictures. The next time you do it, I won't tell you to stop. I won't insult you because I do not find you attractive. I will just let you have your fun. I will also get on anyone's case who dares dislike anyone on these forums ever again. Now is a time for unification, and if we show anything other than love for the people around here, the terrorists win.

Glowbelly, I forgive you too. You're obviously not grasping any of this at all, and it's causing you to make these silly comments. I often forget that you're a woman (probably due to the hairy legs), and your tiny brain is already filled with thoughts of N*Sync and shopping at the mall, that trying to get you to understand anything else is simply impossible. So when I do something like this, you can't comprehend it, and you lash out due to frustration.

I also just remembered that you posted a picture of yourself with nipples poking through your shirt. Naturally, I must start PMing you and fawning all over you. You're in for a long night.

There. So now that I've forgiven you both, we can all move on. Just try not to displease me anymore, and I'll try not to be pissed off at you.

[Mike]

Originally Posted by davinxtk

Jin, nice try.

Oh fuck you. You dismiss his whole post in which he made a good point with "nice try". I hate not being able to punch people on the internet. I'm outta here this shit is just fucking lame.

:signoff

[glowbelly]

god, you're pathetic.

apologizing and making nice isn't going to keep people from thinking you are an asshole.





ps: i'm well aware that you weren't REALLY apologizing or making nice. you were just being sarcastic and funny to cover up and keep everyone from ganging up on you (see, that's me not getting it so you think that i don't get it). contrary to what you believe i do "get it." i just think you are a horrendous, unlikeable person with absolutely no redeeming qualities. not entirely unlike how you think of yourself. so thanks for apologizing and i'll do my best to keep off your bad side, even though it's pretty impossible to distinguish it from your good.

[Rongi]

i like how this thread has nothing to do with the beach anymore

[glowbelly]

i don't

[Anonymous]

Hell, I'd go as far as to say that this is my favorite thread on the boards right now, but then again, any thread with James being shown up is a good time in my book.