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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 11:51 AM        The Apocolypse - 999th Post - WHERE IS GOD NOW?
It is with a conflicted soul that I prepare for entrance in to the Quadruple Digit Post Count Club. For quite some time members who exceeded this mark were the target of my ribbing and high post count allegations. Could some of that projected fatality have been envy? Fuck no. Perhaps it was a passive-aggressive denial? Eat cock.

I am one post away from entering an established community of blowhards. Please welcome me with open arms in spite of the things I've said.

I would appreciate some words of encouragement.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 11:58 AM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 12:04 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 12:37 PM       
Can't some moderator re-adjust your post count? Then your railing would be even funnier.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 01:39 PM       
make it memorable, please.

post a picture of yourself in your underwear.

preferably a pair of those boxer briefs.

or just a blue feather boa wrapped around yourself.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 05:34 PM       
I'm going to have to ask for your resignation as AVLP President at this time

Edit: Oh, crap! I'm a quadruple digit poster too! How the hell did that happen? The shame! The ignominiousness!
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 05:38 PM       
I must revert to my alter ego at this time.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 06:28 PM       
I'm not even in the triple digits yet
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 06:34 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 12:46 PM       
The moment has now passed and I feel nothing.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 12:58 PM       
woah your avatar looks like the anti-space ghost or his evil twin or something
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 01:11 PM       
recall: INVISIBLE AVLP BYLAW ADDENDUM

V. The new acceptable post count is altered from 1,500 (one thousand five hundred) to a maximum acceptable post limit of 1,999 (one thousand nine-hundred ninty-nine).

You guys are still in the clear.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 01:20 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 03:50 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:35 AM       
im almost there too
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:44 AM       
I have a moderately high postcount too. Do I count yet?
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:54 AM       
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make it memorable, please.

post a picture of yourself in your underwear.

preferably a pair of those boxer briefs.

or just a blue feather boa wrapped around yourself.

Oh I dont think the mods would like that too much.


lolololololololololololololol

I'm way too sexy!
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 03:03 AM       
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I have a moderately high postcount too. Do I count yet?

no because your posts dont count, why should you?
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 06:57 AM       



Blue Oatmeal, I dont think GB was talking to you, was she? and BTw, you are a dead ringer for the gay eccentric English Film star of old Charles Hawtrey.
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