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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
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A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door to a snail sitting on his porch.
"Hey," says the snail. "Can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Get the fuck outta here, you slimy little shit!" And he grabs the snail and chucks him across the street.
3 years later, guy hears a knock on his door. He opens the door, and there sits a snail.
Snail says, "Hey- what the fuck was that all about?"
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yeah weve got that one in german too
hmm im just thinking about a german joke..
ah thats a popular one:
the little son sks his father "whats politics?"
the father answers "okay lets take our family as example:
i earn all the money so i am the kapitalism.
you mother manages the money so she is the governement.
and we both really take care of you my son so you are the nation.
our maid is the working class and your little brother, who's wearing diapers, is the future.
dud you understand?"
the son is satisfied for the time being
At night he wakes up because his little brother "used" the diaper and screams. He stands up and knocks at the parents door but his mother is sleeping and she doesnt wake up.
So he goes to the maid and he finds his father with her.
although he knocks several times they dont really notice.
so he gos to bed ahain and tries to sleep.
the morning after his father asks him if he can tell nowwhat politics is and the son is answering:
"yes now i know. the kapitalism fucks the working class while the gevernement is sleeping. the nation is totally ignored and the future is shitty"
(i dont know if the last sentence is so clear. its hard to translate the colloquial language)