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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 03:47 AM        Boobs when are they TOO big.
I mean really , it does get to a point when not matter how redblooded you are , you just start to think *eww gross*.
Yea sure large boobies can be attractive , but not when there the size of beachballs.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 03:57 AM       
yeah but how about when they're too small, then you start to think *wheres the boobs*
Sure really big boobs are bad but small ones are probably worse
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:32 AM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 06:14 AM       
I think I finally figured out how big is too big:

When you notice them more than a girl's face.



I think I finally figured out how small is too small:

When you're molesting a boy, only to find out he has a vagina.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 07:31 AM       
they're too big when they choke you when she's on top.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 08:11 AM       
They are just sacks of fat. I prefer chicks with smaller breasts to massive ones or even worse.... FAKE. They are the worst breasts of all.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
Anything but triangle tits or sock sacs is peachy for me.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 11:19 AM       
What about when the nipples are facing different ways, like a Chameleon's eyes?

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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:27 PM       
im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:39 PM       
I like boobs as long as they aren't floppy doggy titties.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
You've never seen or touched boobs. Your opinion doesn't count.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
Like you have.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
There's this girl who sits next to me in my social studies class that always wears a low-cut dress. This wouldent be bad if her boobs werent so nasty. There are like a pale yellow and theres a blue vien sticking out in the right one. :/
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
anything more than a handful is a waste of time...I prefer b's
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
I HATE FLOPPY SAUSGAE BOOBS
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 07:06 PM       
I have no experience with breasts or bra sizes, but as long as it's proportional to the size of the girl, it's all good.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
I am paranoid when it comes to really big breasts. I'm afraid that the woman might hate me and try to smother me or something.

Smaller breasts are better, IMO. Not really small, but decent handfuls.
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Old Sep 14th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
Breasts are too big when the chiropractor no longer helps the pain.

Breasts are best at a large B cup. Big enough to notice and enjoy, too small to sag. Those babies always point up.
Oh, and skinny girls can get them naturally too. Not fond of large tits if they are connected to a manatee.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
I HATE BOOBS

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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
From the guy opinions I've collected, it seems perkiness is a factor. Enough that she needs a bra, but not so much that if she doesn't have one, they fall to her waistline. I see perky C's as ideal.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 02:18 AM       
You more or less nailed it.

Nothing hurts worse than a girl with perky boobies, but watching them fall towards the Earth when you remove her bra.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 08:29 AM       


"im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know"
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 09:48 AM       
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