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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 11:14 PM        Not-So-Great Gifts
http://www.miamiherald.com/dave_barr...ry/782141.html

I just read this and it seemed like a good story to share here, so enjoy!

I personally find the "Restroom Baby Hanger", the "Uroclub" and the "Gassy Gus Flatulence Game" to be the funniest.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 01:55 PM       
I dont know what that guy is talking about. The zombie yard sculpture is where its at. I want like 20 of em. Paint them all a little different. Maybe add some scars or open wounds to their faces.
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2009, 09:14 PM       
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That, it seems, is were we must disagree.
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
How can you not love the zombie garden statue, the only thing that would make it perfect is making it move and moan
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 12:31 AM       
and bite jehovah's witnesses
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 05:31 PM       
This is now the "Bad ass animatronic zombie thread"

http://thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGP...ICSZombies.htm
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 06:11 PM       
The Foy's place I was talking about earlier (the halloween wonderland place) has one of those "Coffin Risers". He shoots up so quickly and violently I always swear his head's going to go flying across the room. I'm really surprised it doesn't.
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Old Jan 21st, 2009, 09:29 PM       
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Now that would be good. Program it to groan and say "I'll eat your brains!" when you bump into it. Imagine the possibilities! Put one on your lawn at Halloween to scare trick-or-treaters. Or use it as a low-budget security system. It would have been perfect for the time some stupid kids snuck up to our house at nine at night, rang our doorbell, and ran (my dad stole the bike they left behind and had the last laugh though!)

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Personally, I found the UraClub to be a pretty weird one.
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