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MrAdventure · #26

hey lotida do you remember that time i found your diary and i read it ou loud and it said "i wish i had another girls vagina to touch with my fingers and possibly my tongue"

GADZOOKS · #27

I Googled Lesbian and this is what i got

Fuck you Lotida, you ruined Eddie Murphy's carrer.

Edit: Sorry Mock for posting pornography

Jixby Phillips · #28

"It's Hell Being Mel" more like its hell being lotida always wishing i had a vagina in my mouth all the time

MrAdventure · #29

hey lotida remember that time you wished the laffy taffy mystery flavor was caucasian c*nt and you spilled the beans about it to me because you wont leave me alnoe

MrAdventure · #30

i bet when the governemnt lets lotida get married i bet shell kiss her life partners vagina instead of her mouth and the govrenment will be waiting outside with a gun to her head make her get a divorce

GADZOOKS · #31

Yeah, it's not like she's a real woman or anything.

PILLOWFIGHT · #32

you guys i fgo to an all girl school and there are some lesbians and i KNOW how to handle thsi just liseten to mel...

ok if she asks you something like "hayy i like ur hair or kewl shoes" just prentend like you dont hear her ps if your nt sure lesbians usually cover up themselves by being "goth:" and then dont brush their hair or anything and they look at you for too long

and also regular girls be VERy careful especially if you have short hair lesbians LOVE that :/ boys if you try to ask her out shell be all "uuhh srry im not allowed to date.. (GROSS a boy)" and they look very frumpy put on a skirt for once isn your life....

whoreable · #33

i bet lotida has pictures of vaginas on her desk at work(yuou know istead of loved ones)

MrAdventure · #34

you guys remember when lotida tried to apply for a job at the lumber mill so she had an excuse to cut her hair rela dumb and wear flannrel *all day* haha well i do

kellychaos · #35

:chainwallet

Lotida · #36

Jixby.....I can't believe you dedicated an entire thread to little ole' me!! I'm so excited!! I love knowing that you have been thinking about me while I was away!! You're the best!!

Sajuuk · #37

Esuohlim · #38

Oh fuck, run

huond · #39

sorry lotiada, jixby is a dude

FartinMowler · #40

I met a lesbian once, she didn't like me very much :/

whoreable · #41

I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina

Lotida · #42

First of all.....Jixby cuts his hair to look like a penis. Then, it's quite amusing that when the board starting posting porn it was cocks that was posted first! Now you have a problem with Lesbians and think that is an insult to me?

In reality, you little virgin boys would give your left nut to see some hot girl on girl action.

Carry on boys your making my day!!

Lotida · #43

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Originally Posted by whoreable

I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina

If your going to play along dickmunch at least make a literate sentence! What exactly is a BLAD?

Esuohlim · #44

You would know haha

Lotida · #45

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

You would know haha

Esuohlim · #46

Hey Lodita is it true that in high school you always dropped your pencil in class just so you could get a look at the girl that sat next to you and her legs?

Immortal Goat · #47

OMG her avatar has big boobs I bet she stares at them all the timewishing they were real haha

MrAdventure · #48

hey lotida remember that oen time you made a pinata that looked like a naked lady and youtold everyone you adn your wife were going to hit it with d*ldos after you got married :-* :-*