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Old Nov 19th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
yeah get a new pair bending glasses back into shape is tricky!
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 01:45 PM       
DEAR WILLIE IF SOMEON CARTCHES YOU AND CUTS OFF AM LOCK OF YOUR BEARD, WILL HE HAVE GOOOD LUCK FOREVERG
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 05:18 PM       
probably not! it sure isn't helping ME any anyways
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
With his failing health, will Kim jong il try to have his brain placed into a robot body?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 04:32 AM       
i hope so, that might mean it'd be possible for me to do it someday!
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:55 AM       
Willie who would win in a fight, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 01:06 PM       
Sacks, didnt you already prove Kool-Aid man would kick Rex's ass?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 01:14 PM       
Willie who is the more tender lover, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 01:29 PM       
Dear Willie,

You remind me of a babe.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
cheeseasaurus rex would win but kool-aid man's super diabetes power would leave him ona restricted diet the rest of his life
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 11:08 AM       
Willie, does Fathom Zero also make you think of Ted Nugent when he's talking about drugs?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
DUDE, STRANGLEHOLD.

Dear Willie,

What's your favorite thing to chew on when you're angry?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:25 PM       
Any advice for a beard-in-training?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
Dear Willie, i desperately need to go on a vacation and get out of California. Where should I go?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
Dear Willie, how much will it cost for Sam to get to Yorkshire, so we can take that picture CiG so wants?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 05:40 PM       
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Willie, does Fathom Zero also make you think of Ted Nugent when he's talking about drugs?
SOMETIMES

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usually whatever it is i'm angry at video game controllers get chewed a lot

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start out small so you can get use to it easier!

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Dear Willie, i desperately need to go on a vacation and get out of California. Where should I go?
have you tried washington all the cool dudes are doin it

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Dear Willie, how much will it cost for Sam to get to Yorkshire, so we can take that picture CiG so wants?
JK SAM I THINK SOMEONE ELSE IS WILLIEING UP THIS THREAD

probably a whole bunch! i'd guess it's probably over $600 round trip and that is probably way wayyy too low a guess even
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 06:21 PM       
I just looked and it is like $1000.

SO WILLIE, HOW DO I MAKE $1000 DOLLARS?
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 07:41 PM       
dognapping
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 07:44 PM       
Dear Willie,
How can I fake my own death so I don't have to go to anymore family gatherings?
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Old Nov 30th, 2008, 12:34 AM       
you could put a brick on your cars accelerator and have it drive off a cliff into the ocean! make sure to rolldown the windows first, it won't work if the windows are all still up and unbroken and there's no body
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 06:35 AM       
Fuck, that means I have to start driving.
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 06:47 AM       
ohh even better borrow someone elses car and crash it into the ocean! itll get found out faster cause the person you borrow the car from will go "HEY WHERES MY CAR AT" and go looking for it
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Old Dec 1st, 2008, 07:20 AM       
That does sound like fun......
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