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Old May 4th, 2010, 11:27 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2010, 11:29 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2010, 11:48 PM       
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NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH.

THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN
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Old May 5th, 2010, 10:19 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2010, 01:23 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2010, 01:55 PM       
I think Shrub just wants a nice, down-to-Earth guy that she can cuddle up with and that'll shove large, abrasive things inside of her.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 02:02 PM       
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Old May 5th, 2010, 02:53 PM       
Don't underestimate the Bob Ross.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 03:06 PM       
Thanks for knocking Shrubs pic off of my screen.
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Old May 5th, 2010, 03:07 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2010, 12:06 PM       
I got in the newspaper again (bottom left):



I'm smug as.

Also here is the TV guide:

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Old May 7th, 2010, 03:49 PM       
Spics and specks?
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Old May 7th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
I was gonna save the picture to circle that.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 04:35 PM       
Must be Telemundo.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 05:18 PM       


Yes, I have noticed it getting worse but I don't think a train is a financially viable option.



Traffic is certainly more congested. I'm not sure the proposed route would ever get to Lenah Valley.



Yes, I would take a train but public transport in Hobart is great compared to other capital cities.



I haven't noticed traffic being too bad apart from Kingston to Hobart and yes, I would take a train.
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Old May 7th, 2010, 09:06 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2010, 10:44 PM       
Z, what will you do with your new status as a celebrity?

I bet you don't have to buy drinks down at the local pub.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 01:16 AM       
Actually I've been in the paper for this sort of thing a couple of times. I've looked better in the newspaper, let's just say.

Spicks and Specks is a music based gameshow, obviously.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
You're going to end up taking Greg Pecker's job as the professional interviewee.
He just pops up everywhere and has been interviewed a ton of times for various things.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 10:44 AM       
Well, I could aim for that, but there's not that much news happening here. I've been asked for my opinion and a photo twice in Hobart and once in Sydney.

I thought I had a clipping for the Sydney one but I can't seem to find it :/
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Old May 8th, 2010, 11:03 AM       
Found it:



"Our immigration intake has been increased by 20 per cent. Is this a good thing?"

I can remember telling the guy asking the question that the most important part was people "fulfilling their dreams" and that he should underline that part. My girlfriend told him to add the bit about the skills base, which as a hippie Taswegian, is not so important to me. I was taking the pish so hard and they put it in the Sydney Morning Herald.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 11:09 AM       
On closer inspection it looks like the lady next to me was also taking the piss when she gave them her name.

MADAME ITEKE GARMSWORTHY THE THIRD ESQUIRE. Yes that's my name don't wear it out.
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Old May 8th, 2010, 02:09 PM       
Rob Murray is lying about his age
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Old May 10th, 2010, 12:24 AM       
He's the same age as me!
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