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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 09:40 AM       
Rapex is pretty old, I heard of that thing about a year ago actually. I think the problem I had with it then is that yeah, like Evil Robot says; after your penis gets barbed then you just cut the rape victim to ribbons in a fit of anger


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Just five minutes ago the deputy prime minister has demanded a ballot for the leadership of the party, and analysts have stated that Kevin Rudd (the current Prime Minister of Australia and ex-Milky Bar Kid child actor) will most definitely lose the vote within the Labor party. So by tomorrow morning it looks like Australia will have a new Prime Minister. A girl one.



And a ranga.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 03:09 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 05:17 PM       
The PM should ask his brother Paul for an endorsement.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 10:34 PM       
She looks like an angry Reba McIntyre.

EDIT: I mean that in a good way.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 10:39 PM       
I think shes a MILF
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 11:15 PM       
I got Jodie Foster vibes a little.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 05:59 AM       
I don't like her, and she's got a very annoying voice. I preferred Kev; in fact I thought he was better than anyone else that could have been in the position but I guess them's the breaks.

She's our new PM and she got there by stabbing the previous guy in the back. It's hardly a good sign of things to come.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 04:16 PM       
So in other words, she did what the guys do to each other on a regular basis.

Same person, different naughty parts.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 05:32 PM       
I'm not issuing a blanket-like on her just because she's redheaded, mind you. If I did that I'd have to rethink relations with half of my family. I don't know as much about her as you do, that's all.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
she looks like a crazy cunt
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
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So in other words, she did what the guys do to each other on a regular basis.

Same person, different naughty parts.
Well what I am saying is we didn't get to vote her in as PM, which is legal but not entirely reassuring. People thought that there was the chance of it happening some time in the future back when the election was still on in 07, but we were assured by the Labor party at the time that the person that was elected by "the Australian people" was going to be the Prime Minister that we got, rather than one selected by conspiring backbenchers at a later date. It did happen and it's a bit shit.

I think it was dumb from a political point of view as well, because it makes the Labor party look like big arseholes for ousting one of their own, when their major draw card in politics is the fact that they are the smaller arseholes out of the two major parties. Plus they always bagged the Liberal party out for having so many leadership changes, and always said theirs was the stable party.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:03 PM       
Might as well switch to Liberal now sounds like.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:20 PM       
Don't get me wrong, I'd rather have Labor and Julia Gillard than Liberal and Tony 'Mad Monk' Abbott any day, but yeah, I think Labor will lose a lot of people that for some reason want a PM that they vote for.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:23 PM       
So why did they boot out they guy the people voted for anyway? Was there a reason beyond this new chick wanting power?
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:26 PM       


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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:40 PM       
I thought that looked delicious, like the leftover stuff after I pan-fry a pork loin.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 01:40 PM       
If you lit it on fire and THEN surfed it... well, I don't think I need to tell you how good that would be.

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So why did they boot out they guy the people voted for anyway? Was there a reason beyond this new chick wanting power?
Kevin Rudd has had the highest approval ratings in Australian history, but it's been declining ever since he started, and just before he was booted they were down to 30% or something. He is a liar and back flips on promises just like every other MP, but some people in Labor didn't think they could win next years election if things continued to slide. PLUS Julia Gillard wanted to be Empress of Australia.

I honestly don't think he was/is the worst out there. I still don't like him though.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 05:49 PM       
http://consumerist.com/2010/06/chica...eme-court.html

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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:04 PM       
When I first saw that today I thought it was going to go the other way and we would be loosing some handgun rights. Well by "we" I mean all of you not living here in gun happy Texas.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:14 PM       
I'm also in Texas at the moment. You best believe everyone's got a gun.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:19 PM       
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Old Jun 28th, 2010, 06:25 PM       
We'd outlaw faggots before either of those, though.
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