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Zhukov Zhukov is offline
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 05:41 AM       
I live next to Antarctica and weigh less than a medium sized dog. GROW SOME.


Went with Miss by the way Kitsa figured the old hag would take it as a compliment.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:09 AM       
I haven't posted in over 2 1/2 months
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I hate this hacker crap!
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 03:24 PM       
So what's your excuse
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 03:43 PM       
I DONT UNDERSTAND CELL PHONE INTERNET DISLPAY LAYOUT

SIGNATURES ARE A WORK OF SATAN
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 03:54 PM       
Well fuck me sideways
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Grislygus Grislygus is offline
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 04:08 PM       
i appreciate the offer but im afraid my rubharb isnt bittered that way

if that even is rankeri im talking to, i cant interpret all of this information jammed into my cellphone screen
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 06:29 PM       
Jesus Christ! It is Grislygus!
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 06:38 PM       
i have a PHONE now






it does the internet
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 06:41 PM       
and i have officiially escaped Oreegonia, and am now enjoying a relaxing, murderous job search in gluuurious souf caleefurnia, mit der guvernator
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:34 PM       
speaking of california, did you get smushed by a tsunami or something last night tadao?
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:38 PM       
Nope but my ex wife did. I just found out about it today. I gave her the house in Eureka, I wonder if it's a pile of wood now.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:40 PM       
tell her to quack quack like a beaver duck with grey tape
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:44 PM       
I totally don't get that. Is that a new dance you kids do at the discotech?
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:46 PM       
it's o k you'll understand when you're older

edit: and no, unless you're having sex with a platypus
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:50 PM       
who in the god damn hell is elx?

just kidding you, I dont care, I'm just going to call you Venison
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:52 PM       
Grislygus, I would like nothing better than for you to do a sketch of elx's avatar.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:55 PM       
no scanners any more. too poor. Also, PHONE
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:56 PM       
can't your phone take pics
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 07:59 PM       
low resolution pics of my glorious masterpieces?




GOOD DAY SIR
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 08:02 PM       
i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 08:13 PM       
she's supposedly a 13 yo girl :/
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 08:13 PM       
no gummygrump my dick sucking list is private business

also seventeen as of like a week ago, tyty
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 08:14 PM       
GREASYGUS, SUP MAN?
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