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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 04:30 PM       
I saw Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle last night and I totally expected a shitting-girls scene before it happened
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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 05:53 PM       
So...you were disappointed, then?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2005, 08:15 PM       
I really think that the I-Mock Christmas banner should have a snowman fucking Shannon Elizabeth like in Jack Frost.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 02:27 AM       
Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class:

True story.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 02:32 AM       
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shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 03:19 AM       
Oh fuck I just put a soda in the freezer to make it get cold real fast and it exploded cuz i forgot abuot it
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 03:33 AM       
When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine,
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone,
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 12:40 PM       
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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class:

True story.
Where the hell did "student" come from? ... shut up.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM       
I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 01:00 PM       
You mean nobody does already?

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We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown...
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 01:03 PM       
Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.

EDIT: Hell, any mocker probably.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 01:03 PM       
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I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl.
If we met in person, I would SO punch you in the face.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 01:05 PM       
I'd then buy you a drink.

fake edit: Kellychaos, not xbxMCj.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 09:58 PM       
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shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier
YOU CAN'T BE AWSOME UNLESS YOU HAVE AN IM CONVERSATION WITH ME AND THEN POST IT IN HERE
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 10:22 PM       
ITS HOTH COLD

IM GOING TO SLICE UP A FAT PERSON WITH MY LIGHTSABER AND USE HIM TO KEEP ME WARM.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:22 PM       
WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:26 PM       
A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO, AM I RIGHT COMRADE ROCKET
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:27 PM       
LOUD NOISES
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Old Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:30 PM       
One time I told some people that I was sponsoring a contest in which a large sri-lankan man would attempt to eat a manta ray in one sitting.
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 12:49 PM       
Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO


So needless to say, I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWWOOOO.


The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWOOOOOO
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 09:40 PM       
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WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES
IT WAS AN AWESOME QUOTE SHUDDUP
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Old Dec 4th, 2005, 09:42 PM       
This site is distracting me from writing my paper up. :/
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 12:19 PM       
THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT, THIS THREAD WAS JUST STARTING TO GET AWESOME
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ima nice lady
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 01:17 PM       
it will never be awesome as long as it's in GB
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 01:19 PM       
sure, with that attitude

when did you stop drumming btw
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