Baa baa, rainbow sheep

[Ant10708]

I've seen Max's really big one and it is not something to be messing with. You have been warned!

[mburbank]

On account of it's big.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Pharaoh

You must have just smoked a really big one to think that pile of shit is quality, Dope.

Oh yeah?

Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Great poem Kulturkampf.

You have no right to criticize ANY poetry EVER if you thought KlitterousKramp's poem was "great".

[Pharaoh]

Originally Posted by Ant10708

I've seen Max's really big one and it is not something to be messing with. You have been warned!

Which one is it? The left or the right?

[ziggytrix]

Anyone who gets upset about children being taught modified nursery rhymes really needs a better fuckin hobby.

Between my ex's preschool class, Church songs, and various newphews singing, I've heard more butcheries of nursery rhymes and traditional childrens songs than I could possibly care to enumerate.

Generally they don't have as asinine a reason for the change as the black to rainbow sheep absurdity. But they usually don't any obvious reason at all. If it bothers you, make sure you teach your children the original version (which might even be different than what you were taught - do your homework).

And make sure you tell em the grisly original version of Red Riding Hood and the racy original version of Sleeping Beauty. Because your kids deserve the TRUTH.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Which one is it? The left or the right?

Everything about Max is left. I thought you knew that already.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Geggy

Did you know that the nursery rhyme song, "This Old Man" is really about cannibalism? I cringe everytime I hear kids reciting the song...

Are you being facetious or is that really true?

[sadie]

i've never heard that one, but i read that "ring around the rosies" was about the plague.

[ScruU2wice]

Originally Posted by sadie

i've never heard that one, but i read that "ring around the rosies" was about the plague.

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

FANREOBPCP has also moved to abolish the rhyme "ring around the rosie" because it is a reference to the Plague which ravaged history in its flowering Dark Ages. We don't have the Plague anymore so this "Rhyme" (I use the term losely) is superfulous. We should not fill our young childrens minds with these unneccesary trivias when we should be pumping them with genetic scienc and articles about how God doesn't exist.

The poem is all about the boils you get from the plague and how they burned the bodies when they died.

[Dole]

You must have just smoked a really big one to think that pile of shit is quality, Dope.

Its quite simple Pharoah, Max is often very funny and inventive, like then for instance, whereas you ....aren't.

[Pharaoh]

I'm not here to cheer up your doleful face, Dope. And I'll admit that butwank can be amusing sometimes, specially his spelling, but he doesn't need a stupid little cheerleader with a pink handbag to help him.

[Dole]

Your plays on words are simply delightful - as is your implication that my masculinity is somehow compromised - ITS LIKE YOUR CHANNELING JOE PASQUALE!

[Pharaoh]

Originally Posted by Dole

ITS LIKE YOUR CHANNELING JOE PASQUALE!

That should be 'you're' not 'your', Dope.

As in, YOU'RE A DOLT.

[mburbank]

Says the man who talks about 'cheering up' Dole's 'Face'.

You can cheer up a person. You can change a facial expression. You can't cheer up a face, Pharah.

[Dole]

Damn...have to think of an equivalent delicious wordplay to rival 'Dole' and 'Dope'.......GOT IT!

'Pharoah' - 'Twat'

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Pharaoh

That should be 'you're' not 'your', Dope.

As in, YOU'RE A DOLT.

Wait a minute. I think I finally understand: you're not from England at all. You're just some moron from the states who thinks that if he says that he's English, that will lend some credence to the bologna you're spewing at us. You recalled just how smart a person can sound when they have an English accent, and so you extrapolated that to think that you could use that same effect on an internet message board. Furthermore, you decided to add "nitpicky speller" as part of your character's personality to really drive home that he's one of those fuddy-duddy Englishmen.

That was quite a ploy, Pharaoh, but I think we can close the book on this one.

[Pharaoh]

Sorry, Dr. Boogie, old bean, but I'm afraid your theory is incorrect. I definitely am English. English and proud of it.

[mburbank]

Whihc are you most proud of, Rum, Sodomy or the lash?

[davinxtk]

Your answers damned well better be rum and sodomy, asshole.

[Johnny Couth]

Originally Posted by mburbank

1.) I thizzink tha Gay Britt/Talizzle comparizzle is totally valid. Its a slippery slope. One day yoe clockin' an uneccesary editorial change, n tha next yoe a religous facist bizzle on jihad with the S-N-double-O-P. We should probbly bizzay those gay britts bizzle tyo tha stone age before its too late fo' sheezy.

2.) As a liberal, I stand behind moves like this n dizzle thizzink they is stupid at all from tha streets of tha L-B-C. The tyranny of mention'n colors in nursery rhymes is sum-m sum-m we have tolerated fo` far too long. I diznont K-N-to-tha-izzow anyone of mah politizzles stripe who feels any different ya feelin' me?. "Rainbow Sheep" has mah total, impassioned commitment n I wizzle ta be clear, it represents tha poltical wizzy of every single person at all left of centa

3.) this is a very important issue hittin that booty. anyone on eitha side not devot'n themsleves F-U-Double-Lizzy ta this issue simply diznont understand whizzay is important . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

4.) This wholesizzles pervasive country wide referizzle on Nursery rhymes, whizzich wizzill obliterate all refernces ever in all schoo` systems in britain ta tha Black Sheep of tha rhyme respresents tha degree ta which England has bizzy taken over by tha far left, n tha mortal wanna be gangsta Englands right wing now faces. We should have seen how dangerously left wing England had beome when she refused ta side wit her old ally tha United States in its war in Iran . Real niggas recognize the realness.. Soon all right wing Britts wizzle be rounded up into camps n reeducated . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..

5.) Did yo motha hizzle any children tizzle were viable?

Hata's don't be playin wiff burbank.

[Immortal Goat]

Did you post have a point, or are you just stupid by nature?

[Johnny Couth]

Stupid by nature

[Pharaoh]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Whihc are you most proud of, Rum, Sodomy or the lash?

What? I'm not in the Navy, butwank. Rum, sodomy and the lash is from a Winston Churchill quote: 'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.' It's a joke.
I am proud of Winston Churchill though.

[mburbank]

Actually, while commonly attributed to Churchill, the quote is from Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne. Speciffically "The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash."

In addition to being proud of the wrong person, you missed the word 'royal'. He was speaking not of Navies in general, but paricularly of the British navy and it's uniquley English traditions.

I extended it to refer to your people in general, a stretch I didn't expect you would be able to make.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Navy is also a color.