I-mockery should have a gayness calculator using English Gematria. We'd be so "fancy". We could even have a function that converts them to e-prime first. To make them more smarter. Of course, if the calculator would ever be turned upon itself, it would probably inexplicably turn bright pink and bake a honey glazed turkey for your holiday feasts. Even though it's JANUARY. I know that shit don't keep! YOU BETTAH GET A BIG JAR. Turkey flavored jam!
ON a side note, i have the best jam in the world, it's apricot. I also have plum. With little pilsbury bisquits...
read this, it's almost pointless.
http://abaababa.ouvaton.org/number-666.php ENGLISH GEMATRIA SOLVES ANOTHER MYSTERY.