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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:19 AM        Hostel
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE :/
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:38 AM       
In the commercials they had quotes calling it brilliant

but they were from something like bloodhorror magazine.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 01:43 AM       
I Heard that it was alright, A friend of mine saw the uncut "unFinished" version at the Toronto Film Festival and he said he liked it. His biggest fear was that they wouldve cut too much footage out so that they could put it in the main theatres.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 02:18 AM       
But, Quentin Tarantino present it! It HAS to be good.

Cabin Fever was mildly good, do I was hoping Roth's next film would improve on what he started with. Since Protoclown hates it, it must be really good.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 03:59 AM       
I really liked Cabin Fever but this looks unplesent
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 04:54 AM       
I had a dream the other day that I was watching it, I stopped at the beginning though because I didn't want any nightmares.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:28 AM       
Cabin Fever almost made me Puke, but in a good way. Just that part where that chick is shaving her legs and the flesh starts peeling off her body made me really uneasy.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 02:45 PM       
This movie looks like a lump of crap. American horror movies aren't even horror movies anymore, they're more like some weird form of necrophilia.

Seriously though, what's with everything needing to be like fucking CSI now? Can't we scare people without showing a a person getting ripped apart? That isn't scary, it's just morbid and creepy.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 02:47 PM       
Everything I've read says that this movie sucks.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 02:55 PM       
I Stole the poster from work. The first trailer I saw made it look awesome. The one with the guy being dragged down a hallway and looking into rooms and seeing other people being tortured, then he gets strapped into a chair. But from what I hear from friends it was total bullshit.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 03:53 PM       
The movie was shit.

Uneventful, not shocking or gross in any way, and it didn't even have the "pancakes" kid from Cabin Fever. Don't see it in theatres, don't even waste your time seeing it on video. Completely overhyped.
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 04:12 PM       
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I Stole the poster from work. The first trailer I saw made it look awesome. The one with the guy being dragged down a hallway and looking into rooms and seeing other people being tortured, then he gets strapped into a chair. But from what I hear from friends it was total bullshit.

YOU DICK I GOT BLAMED FOR THAT FUCKING ASS
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 04:20 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 04:21 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
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Old Jan 7th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
There's something in the water in Grande Prairie.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 12:02 AM       
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yes there is in fact. i dont drink it.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 09:30 AM       
I knew this movie was going to be shit. They made it sound too good in the commercials.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 11:18 AM       
I think it's going to be hot, tarentino hasn't let me astray yet.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 12:29 PM       
Tarantino was a producer. He hasn't really had anything to do with the actual movie.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 03:24 PM       
Producers normally have something to do with the movies they produce.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 03:40 PM       
Yeah they do. They go,"here, take my money and triple it for me while I'm away on vacation "
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 03:50 PM       
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Producers normally have something to do with the movies they produce.
Traditionally, all of the "Tarantino presents" movies involve very little Tarantino.
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Old Jan 8th, 2006, 07:05 PM       
Tarantino just liked the movie enough to staple his gay face all over it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2006, 04:25 AM       
As Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick have taught us, American Movie producers are basically venture capitalists. They finance the movie and hire actors and directors and try to capitalize as much as possible on ticket sales. This is often at the expense of atistic quality and integrety. (See Jerry Bruckhiemer films) Even if you save up the money and direct a movie yourself and have your buddies act in it, whos gonna release your movie in theatres? You have too suck up to producers at one point cause they have the moola. Movie threatres pay money to carry a film. Why do you think popcorn and soda costs 10 bucks? This lead to the rise of the independant film genre, in which the directors truley call the shots and are responsible for the complete direction of the movie, and the producers stay behind the scenes as little as possible. The funny thing is, quentin got his start as an independant director, and his name became so bankable he appears to be selling out now, by producing movies.

However in his defense, all he's doing is giving others the same shot he got. Its unfortunate that some of the newer movies he's helped produce are not that great, but what can you do. Tarrantino is a huge movie buff and he's done alot for north american cinema. Aside from that, would most people ever of watched "Hero" or "Detroit 9000" if he didn't re-release them into mainstream video or cinema? He's just giving the general public a larger palette for movies.
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