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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 07:31 PM        I got a leg cramp
I was in a spread out position like a lion ready to attack and all of a sudden my leg cramped up
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 09:33 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
What were you doing that required spreading your legs? Trying out for the cheerleading team? WHAT!?
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
Spread eagle, he means.
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:22 PM       
oh god i do not want to imagine fartin naked

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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 10:28 PM       
He's lame (in more ways than one). Humanely destroy him... or inhumanely. Doesn't matter.
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Old Jun 9th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
the corner supermarket guy told me to "stop doing that" and "put the magazines back in the package when I'm finished"
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 12:04 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 12:31 AM       
That happens to me a lot too. I try to stretch earlier in the day. :/
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 04:04 AM       
"Rape The Bitch. Rape solves everything."

-oh how original and funny. Another rape joke...it never gets old.

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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 04:49 PM        Re: I got a leg cramp
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I was in a spread out position like a lion ready to attack < FILL IN THE BLANK > and all of a sudden my leg cramped up
Hmmm ... I'll say "your own anus with a nine-inch dildo".
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
Dude, Kelly, your fucking crazy.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 12:05 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
Thanx, cuz krazy people don't know that they're krazy.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
I think that's the first time Drew ever made me laugh :<
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
Which, of course, has been my goal since day one.
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Old Jun 13th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
sometimes i get "leg cramps"
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
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I think that's the first time Drew ever made me laugh :<
Yet what he said wasn't even remotely funny. Hmmmm... :/
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
It was funny because it's Love Line and he was trying to seduce you.
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
That would push it far away from funny and towards deeply disturbing.
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