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ZiM The Homicidal Maniac · #1

I am new here, well, sort of. I have been visiting I-mockery for quite some time now, and wished to join. So, here I am!

Mr. Mockery, I believe you may remember me from a Contribution I sent in the other day.... (Punch-out!)

noob3 · #2

i'm eating pizza i'm posting in your post to say hello and i hope you enjoy your stay here

you probably won't unless you have pizza, because this place sucks! you probably do too

but my pizza sure is delicious

Matt Harty · #3

HEY MAN EVER WATCH INVADER ZIM?

noob3 · #4

lol ask if he reads johnny theh omidial maniac too

Emu · #5

DO YOU LIKE SQUEE!!!!

Seven Force · #6

I got your Squee right here damnit.

Emu · #7

THAT'S SO FUCKING GOTH I COULD VOMIT

Seven Force · #8

I know! Coming from a true EMO kid.

Not really.

eggyolk · #9

"hey welcome to the forums"

!

Sajuuk · #10

BANDWIDTH LEECH DETECTED

ZiM The Homicidal Maniac · #11

I have both of them in my name because they are made by the same guy. So is Squee, so is Fillerbunny, so is "I Feel Sick", so is "Meanwhile", so is.....Many more.

If THAT is goth, so is "Caveman's Valentine". So is the "Hannibal" series. Have you ever READ the JTHM series? Jhonen Vasquez makes it CLEAR that he hates goths, as they die horrible deaths and are usually tortured prior to them.

I hate when people look at the title/a scan, and say

"Oh FUCK, that is so stupid and goth-y because it has no plot and is nothing but gore hehehehehe I'll go read my "Barb Whire" comics or something!!!!!"

JTHM has a deep plot, on a very personal psychological level, as well as some pretty funny stuff ("HAPPY NOODLE BOY!!" "OH MY GOD, SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!" etc) and That dumbass at "Toasted Bananas" has only read 2 or 3 issues, and only sees it as a killfest. Squee is more like.....A cartoon. Dexter's Lab with swearing and gore and a few HILARIOUS things. ZiM is good too, it would have been A LOT better if he got MTV like he wanted, and fucking nickelodeon hadn't ended up getting the rights from there before they started showing it.

but I am rambling. I feel you will despise me so and reduce me to a stereotype. And to be frank, I don't give a flaming fuck.

So anyway.... HERE I AM!

In the print of One of Johnny THM's countless shirts: "SMILE, YOU FUCKER!"

Jixby Phillips · #12

oh my gosh

ZiM The Homicidal Maniac · #13

What?

Anonymous · #14

Zim, can you tell us more things we don't care about?

Emu · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiM The Homicidal Maniac

If THAT is goth, so is "Caveman's Valentine". So is the "Hannibal" series. Have you ever READ the JTHM series? Jhonen Vasquez makes it CLEAR that he hates goths, as they die horrible deaths and are usually tortured prior to them.

i think you've been reading into it too much

Crono · #16

I happen to be a friend of this guy

Matt Harty · #17

What a drag

Spectre X · #18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

What a fag

fixed.

Esuohlim · #19

I think he's used the Jeanette X emoticon in all 11 of his posts.

Also, since Crono is a friend of this guy, I think he wants us to show the same respect for Zim as we would for him.

I'll start by telling Crono to shut the fuck up. You all know what to do from here.

Crono · #20

*Shuts the fuck up*

ZiM The Homicidal Maniac · #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I think he's used the Jeanette X emoticon in all 11 of his posts.

Also, since Crono is a friend of this guy, I think he wants us to show the same respect for Zim as we would for him.

I'll start by telling Crono to shut the fuck up. You all know what to do from here.

Wait a sec, shouldn't you be dead?

*Cough COugh R.I.P. esuohlim cough*