Invader ZiM

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

From the genious mind of Jhonen Vasquez, creator of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee! and many others, comes Invader ZiM. He wanted MTV for this show, but unfortunately, the faggots at Nickelodeon got the rights from MTV (Both affiliates actually, both Viacom produced) and showed it, and butchered it pretty bad. I BOUGHT THE UNCUT SEASON 1 DVD RECENTLY!!!!

My favorite character is G.I.R., I also lke ZiM and Ms. Bitters and the Tallest, and Gaz. I HATE Dib. I liked episodes where he got his ass kicked ("Battle Dib") or "Died" (Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy)....Unfortunately, he had to come back to life after dying, as a cyborg, because the voice actor that was going ot do his replacement wanted WAAAY more money than Dib's VA go. So they scrapped the idea for a replacement, and brought him back as a cyborg, and then ZiM had to go fix the timeline to get him back to normal...

[eva01]

i wish there were more episodes.

[ArrowX]

i wish the show diddn't suck

Only Funny things in that show is GIR's doom song, and The line "GNOMES! CAPTURE THE SQUIRREL!"

[Emu]

Of course it's absolutely necessary to capitolize the first AND last letters of his name which causes confusion because then I'm not sure if his name is meant to be read from right to left or left to right it's fuckginc aracezy!

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Well, it is the correct spelling of his name, Jhonen confirmed, he wanted it to sound cheesy and 'alien-y'.

[Spectre X]

It's still a stupid way to spell it.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

"GNOMES! CAPTURE THE SQUIRREL!"

WACKY THING, CAPTURE THE WACKY THING

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

You miss the point. It was SUPPOSED to be stupid, it was SUPPOSED to spoof Sci-fi flicks where there are aliens like "BlorgMaK" or whatever.

[Spectre X]

It still kind of hurts the eyes in typed form.

[Neurotic monkey]

Doesn't mean it still sucked ass. Here is a typical episode:

Gir is doing some dumbass thing. Zim responds with a random phrase (usually involving the word doom, or funny pronunciations of the word). Zim forms plan to destroy earth. Dib trys to stop plan. Along the way, both Gir and Zim scream and yell idiotic catch phrases, "like a third rate cheech and chong", while Dib responds with, " That's Stupid" or "the super, radioactive, thingy". This show should not have been created at all if the only way it could be expressed was by using a crap ass station (much like the clerks cartoon, or Dilbert on UPN, or any other cartoon that isn't on Fox or Cartoon Network or Comedy Central)

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Tell me, exactly how many episodes have you seen?

He doesn't want to DESTROY the earth, infact, in many episodes he makes a deal out of keeping it STILL THERE.

G.I.R. "is a dumbass thing". He is a robot with a glitch.

I have seen ALL of season 1, and alot of Seasons 2 and 3, and all of his plans differ greatly. And alot of episodes have plots OTHER than "Quonqer the earth", like "Go back in time to murder Dib so he is never a threat" or "Save the earth from OTHER invading species" or "Escape from the school ALIVE while you are bing chased by Dib, throwing food that is deadly to your race" or "Try to live through "Judgement Day", and try to stop it if possible so you can still have the earth" or even "Go into a Freddy-Kreuger-ish Dreamworld, and escape from Monsters, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Satan and more". And some episodes don't even HAVE ZiM doing anything, like in one episode where Dib was forced into a Deathmatch against a mutant of his father's creation, and one where Dib's insane sister going on a manhunt for a hoodlum that stole her Gameboy. Some don't even HAVE Dib, like when ZiM was abducted by other dumbass aliens who thought he was human, and trying to escape. Plots difer greatly. Although I must admit, ZiM saying "Doom" all the time does get a bit tiring, but he only does it in early episodes.

[Esuohlim]

I'll let you know right now that the more you write, the more I'll skip reading.

[GADZOOKS]

i bet hes copying this shit out of a essay he wrote for 2nd grade.

[ArrowX]

At least it teches children to cope with problems. On one episode he almost conquers the school with a zit!

[eva01]

g.i.r. is funny. he is unpredictable and i find retarded dumbasses funny. beavis and butthead are funny too because they are retarded dumbasses.

[Anonymous]

And yet, you aren't. Funny.

I like zim, but hate its fans.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

At least it teches children to cope with problems. On one episode he almost conquers the school with a zit!

Question: how does Using a mutated blemish to hypnotize a spy into telling you about a glitch in your security system help children deal with problems?

Answer: IT DOESN'T! This show wasn't even INTENDED for children! Jhonen and the WHOLE CREW, as well as the mothers angry at Nick for showing this, all say it WASN'T intended for Kids. Jhonen wanted MTV, Nick somehow got the rights from there. Nick ends up facing heat from thousands of dumbass parents, Nick censors show, Nick takes MORE heat, Nick cancels show, Jhonen is angry, Jhonen releases DVDs, everyone is happy, the end.

[Matt Harty]

HEY DO YOU LIKE INVADER ZIM?

[Emu]

Listen: Nobody gives two shits about the background and history of the show. Except you.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

No, try half the members of http://www.mkhideout.com (Sign up and spam there too, that always cracks us up)

Most of the members of http://s7.invisionfree.com/sams_realm (Do the same there, we laugh even harder there)

ALL THE MEMBERS of http://jvasquez.proboards10.com/index.cgi?board=general

ALL the members of http://www.roomwithamoose.com

ALL the members of http://vasquez.pitas.com/

ALL the members of http://www.badbadrubberpiggy.com

I have at least 50 other addresses.

[Emu]

Which only proves that you're a complete and utter faggot.

[ZiM The Homicidal Maniac]

How? Give 5 valid reasons.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by ZiM The Homicidal Maniac

I have at least 50 other addresses.

1. The fact that you posted this.

2. The fact that in nearly all of the 20 odd posts you've made so far, you've bitched about someway that Jhonen Vasquez should be immortalized.

3. The fact that you argued that Johnny the Homicidal Maniac could be taken seriously psychologically.

4. Your name.

5. The fact that you're taking anything I say seriously.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

why? you already have over 50

[ArrowX]

Oh shit looks like weve got the proverbial "Bubsy Mk.II"

I bet you don't even get half of the jokes in the show.

Like the scene with the Rat people in the parkade?


Go home and watch 7 little monsters you fag