VINCE! This is important!

[Carnivore]

Limited capacity is all you're capable of.

I've decided that Chimp's will probably be the last Malevolent Seal of Approval™ given for smacking Vince around. Intentionally or (most likely) unintentionally, Vince is self-mocking and I'll only recognize someone for shooting a fish in a barrel if it's with a nuclear missile.

[VinceZeb]

Yeah, I just got smacked around, didnt I carnivore? Don't you have something more wothy of your brain power, like eating toenails?

Just because you say "I got smacked around" doesn't make it true.

[mburbank]

Sure, but if you say it RIGHT AFTER someone gets smacked around, in reference to the smacking around they just got, then it's pretty much true.

Sspad, if you want to meet Vinth, just compare Bush to Hitler and then run for like school council or something. Here's what Vince said to Helm.

"I hope you do not try to gather any sort of power in this world, because I would almost guarentee that I would move to your place of residence and make sure you are put back into the cave you came from. "

Vinth, you wouldn't even have to move! It would be so convenient for you!

[sspadowsky]

Yeah, that's what gets me, Max. I'm making it so easy for him.

If all of these goofy claims of his were true, he'd have no reservations at all about meeting me. But, if he was a chickenshit pansy-ass windbag, as he most assuredly is, it's easy to see why he wouldn't want the curtain pulled back, as it were.
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[mburbank]

There could be other reasons. He might be a lady.

Maybe he's fa-witened by your tough talk.


Maybe he has a hideous defformity, like a partially born twin or something.

Maybe he's a 'late bloomer'.

Maybe he's fraid you'll try to kill him, like that dude that got stalked down from Newsfilter! THAT was some scary shit. I mean, after all, I-mockery is "The Lion's Den".

[VinceZeb]

No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.

Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months? Yeah, thats real smart. That's what you do in real life as well, go out of your way to meet someone who has insulted you constantly and thinks your full of shit so you can prove them wrong on a internet message board which can be easily taken care of by NEVER COMING BACK TO IT!

Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.

Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months?

Well. THAT certainly narrows the field of people Vince would be willing to meet off-line, now doesn't it?

[sspadowsky]

Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?

I dunno for sure, but I'd probably point my finger at the guy who has spent the last TWO months on a message board making up a bunch of shit that never happened, and then backpedaling like the little weiner he is when people call him on his bullshit stories. That'd have to be my vote for "who's the nerd?"
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[mburbank]

Cut him some slack, Sspad, he just admitted in another thread (finally) tht he lied about almost everything he's said and exaggerated everything else wildly.

[VinceZeb]

Yep, thats the reason right there....

[mburbank]

See?