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HNICPantitude · #1

It's 2:31 and I am passing out at my desk. McDonald's is fucking sick and does this to me every time.

Matt Harty · #2

Shut the fuck up.

HNICPantitude · #3

Let me tell you something you little cock gobbling faggot fuck. You're like 19 years old. You don't know shit about your life. You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

HNICPantitude · #4

Nice grammar on my part all throughout the post.

BlueOatmeal · #5

I'm in love. I can feel it.

HNICPantitude · #6

BLIP BLOOP BLIP

kellychaos · #7

And so it begins.

HNICPantitude · #8

So what begins?

FS · #9

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You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board

That's kind of silly coming from someone who's posting that he's bored at work.

FS · #10

More like you suck my cock, faggot

HNICPantitude · #11

What can I say? I'm fucking silly. What I can tell you is that I start threads like this deliberately.

JPR · #12

I am trying really hard to say something funny that would make me king of this thread. Not going to happen, not with eyebrows like mine.

So, which card game do you play at work?

Matt Harty · #13

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Originally Posted by HNICPantitude

Let me tell you something you little cock gobbling faggot fuck. You're like 19 years old. You don't know shit about your life. You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

You'd be suprised of my social life, jealous to the point of suicide to say the least.

Anyways I don't need to impress you and I at no point implied me telling you to stfu had anything to do with my time at the forums. I just really think you need to shut the fuck up.

Rongi · #14

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty

jealous to the point of suicide to say the least.

god you're a prick

Helm · #15

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gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message

Pantitude, do you like to get drunk and drive?

Crying Baby Jesus · #16

HNICPantitude please explain to the boards why you joined this site just to gripe, bitch, and whine about everylittle thing?

Does it make you feel big because youre "of age" and seemingly know more than everyone?

Or are you doing this because of some insecurity, maybe someones a wee bit shrunk in his trunks?

Or are you just a pitiful dumbass who can only get a job at macdonalds after the manager tells you to go home and shower before your interview?

By the way nobody cares, shut the fuck up, and go crawl in a culvert and die.

Matt Harty · #17

WHILE IM AT IT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO?

Rongi · #18

More like Matt Hardly funny

Lotida · #19

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Originally Posted by HNICPantitude

You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

It's almost like you have known him forever. Like you can see into his soul. This is freaky!! :/