THE FUCKTARD FILES: I-MOCKERY VETS

[FartinMowler]

get a room :/

[Terra]

No way.

We're going to fuck right here and now. You whimpering asswipes can scatter like roaches when the kitchen light comes on.

Farty? Go get another drink.

[FartinMowler]

I havn't had a drink in a couple of weeks :/

[Terra]

Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Terra

Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck.

That's a great idea!

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by Terra

Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck.

Oh! So it will be so grotesque, he'll need liquor just to wipe the horrible images out of his head.

[Krythor]

wow max fucktard how original NOT you are quite a bore!! zzzzz haha zzzzz

[Krythor]

hey max this thread S-U-C-K-S that's right SUCKS!

[Krythor]

ooops i posted in the wrong madmax thread its just they all look the same i can't tell the difference!!

[BlueOatmeal]

I remember this one time when I was a kid I would lube up these fat paint markers and shove 'em in my butt. I would get some fierce erections! Memories assionatesigh

[BlueOatmeal]

Godammit I didn't mean when I was a kid I meant when I was in Middle School and High School. Well and now too.

[Anonymous]

Good save!

[ThisIsWitty]

Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
“Take me, fucking NOW.” She said.

Mad Max grabbed Terra and put his big strong masculine arms around Terra’s waist and pulled her head back and looked down upon her like a warrior taking the spoils from the battle field. Terra’s heart beat faster and starred into his hypnotic eyes and allowed his snake like tongue to explore every inch of her oral cavity. With lust coursing through her body she couldn’t wait to feel that tongue inside her vaginal cavity as well.

Mad Max threw Terra onto the bed, ripped off her skirt, and went to fucking work. Terra could FEEL the heaven that was Mad Max’s tongue. And it was SOOOOOO good. It reached so far inside her that she could swear she was being fucking tentacle raped. Mad Max licked her into a state of sexual frenzy causing her to make inhuman noises. She tasted like chicken. Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.

“Oh my god I want IT! I want IT! I want IT inside me! Terra said breathing heavily and throwing Mad Max onto the bed.

Terra took out Mad Max’s 15 INCH COCK. And starred at it in loving amazement. She just HAD to taste it. Terra placed Mad Max’s LARGE, THROBBING, PULSATING MANHOOD into her mouth and proceeded to pleasure him. Mad Max ran his fingers through her long silky hair as her head moved back and forth in a rhythmatic motion. Terra used her luscious lips and tongue in an attempt to release his love juice; She looked up at him, and felt like a little girl looking up at her father for approvement. His “approvement” was heard verbally when her fancy oral work released his hot cum into her mouth, hitting her the back of her throat at 90mph. She swallowed every fucking drop.

Terra wasn’t done with Mad Max though, she still wanted to feel that fucking MONSTER DICK inside her.

Mad Max got behind Terra as she got down on ALL FUCKING FOURS to prepare herself for the GLORY that was MAD MAX. Terra felt as if she was being penetrated by the WASHINGTON MONUMENT and squealed in delight as Mad Max thrust inside of her. Mad Max thrust with the power of an F-16 and the speed of a FUCKING PILE DRIVER. She turned around wanting to see the face of her PENETRATOR, and wrapped her legs around him with a grip stronger than the JAWS OF A FUCKING PITBULL. Mad Max continued to please Terra with the ol’ in-out for 8 FUCKING HOURS until he EXPLODED LIKE A FUCKING SUPERNOVA and she could feel the his MANSEED fill inside of her PUSSY OF EVERLASTING UNGODLY PLEASURE.

Both sexually spent, they felt asleep in each others arms. Dreaming the dreams that only lovers can…


THE END

EW U GUYZ

[Terra]

There's more too! I think Max needs to write about the time I titty fucked him.

Man that was AWESOME!

[Anonymous]

Krythor: Triple posting just proves that you're a fucking boring fucktard looking for attention. You're just another generic fucktard that posts here. Yeah, and your "insults" of "You suck" and "NOT" were REAL original.
Fucktard.

Blue Oatmeal: Stop fagging up my thread fucktard.

Terra:

I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss".

[MetalMilitia]

max: You dont suck....NOT hahahahahha heh ahem... what i was trying to say was, shut up about terra we all know that really, you are a complete homo and are trying to cover your gay tracks... so to speak.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Terra:

I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss".

Not to mention the little girl "bliss" that puddled in my chair after reading that.

And Metal? DON'T YOU BE A MISTER PISSY PANTS ABOUT MY MAX! JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH MAX!

[Anonymous]

MetalMilitia: Shit, you're probably fucking jealous of Terra! You're the one that was trying to suck up to me when you first got here, wanting to be my friend, you little bitch faggot. You're also the one having the fag fest with WTF and Spaceylizard, you fucking tube steak eating fucktard.

[MetalMilitia]

Your just bieng mean becasue i hit a nerve... the truth hurts doesn't it.

[Anonymous]

Actually I'm NEVER mean, I only point out facts of life. And the fact is, you're a fucking fag, who projects his own homo self-hatred on to others by claiming they're gay. This stems from the obvious fact that you're embaressed of who you really are because Mommy and Daddy would never accept you if you told them. SO instead you have to live in secret, going to a public bathroom here and there, to get that dick in your mouth or ass that you so richly can't get enough of.

Your self-destructive path will only lead to ruin Metal, you should really seek counsling

[MetalMilitia]

Inversly everything you said but with your name instead of mine.
I mean you must have got inspiration for all your 'stories' from somewhere. And the detail you go into suggests you have more than you fair share of man love fantasies.

[Anonymous]

Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.

One only needs a grasp of the English language, imagination and higher brain functioning to do it.

All of which explains why you fail so fucking horribly at it when you attempt to copy me, you illiterate fucktard!

So would you like your next story be about you having sex with an animal instead? Because I can make that just as graphic fucktard.

[MetalMilitia]

Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.

This is true but most normal people would not be able to imagine or more importantly want to imagine such scenes of butt fucking.

Because I can make that just as graphic

I dont doubt that. You probably have all the inspiration you need in your favourites folder.

[Anonymous]

AND SO METAL MILITIA HELD ONTO HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT. HE LOVED SPOT. HE FELT LIKE IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THIS SHITTY WORLD THAT UNDERSTOOD HIM. HE'D TRIED SO HARD GETTING GIRLS TO LIKE HIM AND EVEN GUYS, BUT NOBODY WANTED HIS PATHETIC ASS. NOBODY EXCEPT HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT.

AS METAL CARESSED SPOT'S COAT, SPOT BEGAN TO LICK HIM PLAYFULLY. METAL SUDDENLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST SPOT'S PENIS. HE WAS EXCITED! METAL FELT THE DOG ROD MORE. IT WAS ALL HAIRY AND ERECT. SPOT BEGAN TO RUB AGAINST METAL.

METAL KNEW WHAT SPOT WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM AND HE FELT IT TOO! METAL KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE, THEY MUST CONSUMATE THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE.

METAL STRIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES AND ALLOWED SPOT TO MOUNT HIM. SPOT BEGAN TO BARK EXCITEDLY AS HE HUMPED AWAY AND HIS DOG DICK SLID IN AND OUT OF METAL'S ASSHOLE. HE RESTED HIS PAWS ON METAL'S SHOULDERS AND LICKED THE BACK OF HIS NECK DURING THIS INTERSPECIES UNION.

SPOT CAME IN METAL'S ASS, BUT METAL WONDERED WHAT DOG SEMEN TASTED LIKE. HE'D TASTED HUMAN SEMEN MORE THAN A FEW TIMES, BUT HE WONDERED IF DOG SEMEN TASTED THE SAME.
SO METAL PULLED SPOT'S STILL DRIPPING RED DICK TO HIS LIPS AND BEGAIN TO BLOW SPOT, MIXED WITH SHIT, BLOOD, SEMEN AND FUCKING DOG HAIR.

SPOT LAY MOTIONLESS AS METAL PERFORMED THIS ON HIS PARTNER. LETTING HIM. IT WAS AS ALMOST AS IF HE THOUGHT HE WAS PEOPLE.

SPOT, ONCE AGAIN SPENT CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND FELL ASLEEP, METAL FELL ASLEEP TOO, WONDERING WHERE THEIR NEW RELATIONSHIP WOULD TAKE THEM TOMORROW.

THE END.

DON'T FUCK WITH A PORN WRITER FUCKTARD!

[MetalMilitia]

i didn't read you post becasue its late at night and im tierd. But i will leave you with these words...

Max, a, is, wanker, massive.