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Goat Cheese · #76

Hey milhouse! Hows it hanging?

Grislygus · #77

I can actually back up the antidepressants-for-animals thing. The vet tried to convince us to buy some for our old parrot.

Lenor · #78

Since when do you need to drug a fucking parrot?

That is sad. :/

Grislygus · #79

Well, in all fairness, the little freak was absolutely batshitzania, so the vet naturally suggested something very expensive. We told him to go to hell, though.

Lenor · #80

Most parrots are crazy anyway.

Good call though. I honestly would love to meet the idiots who actually fall for the need to feed their pet birds prescription drugs.

SKATERMONKEY · #81

my pussy is on anti - depressents. It's because it was abused in its younger years. It has been several months before it would let anyone touch it. Its previous owners must have been real assholes to it. Theres also this spray you can get to spray the house with a and it makes it happy so it feels like playing and eating. There are also psycologists who have sessions with cats but the thought of a cat walking into their office and lying on the couch and discussing their problems makes me laugh. I mean honestly what do cats have to be stressed about all they do is eat shit and eat some more.

noob3 · #82

my professional opinion would be that your cat has been highly traumatized from your years of having sex with it

don't fuck cats!

SKATERMONKEY · #83

im not into those kind of pussys, honest!

noob3 · #84

that's how your idol, vanilla ice, went insane and lost all of his money

"cat scratch fever"

SKATERMONKEY · #85

How can he be my idol when I havent heard any of his music?
A lot of people seem to be more educated in the ways of the ice man than me.
p.s. I like ROCK, PUNK and METAL.

Lenor · #86

noob ... :/ you upset me earlier today.

sure maybe next they'll come out with some valium for animals to take the edge off..

Chojin · #87

We got antidepressants for my cat because he was pissing everywhere. It's actually a common medication for that, as the cat is pissing everywhere on account of him feeling threatened and anxious. He chilled the fuck out after a few weeks of doses, but it probably had more to do with our daily battles to make him swallow the fucking pill than whatever was actually in it. If I didn't get the pill down his throat JUST RIGHT, he'd do his best to spit it out and then start foaming at the mouth and screaming ;<

Lenor · #88

How cute, your kitty has the same stubborn quality you do!

liquidstatik · #89

hahaha ;o

zeldasbiggestfan · #90

Damn son!

Goat Cheese · #91

to quote the immortal Sam Jackson.

"great, snakes on crack."

noob3 · #92

i shoot k into my eyeballs

Goat Cheese · #93

k? whats that?

Fathom Zero · #94

BG 44K.

kahljorn · #95

ketamene a veterinary tranquilizer
that stuff's great

Lenor · #96

Ketamene: Used to induce a small animal, such as a cat, into temporary sleep.

Ketachloride: Used to induce larger animals, such as a horse, into temporary sleep.

There is also one used for humans, but I have forgotten what its called.

Comes in liquid form, which Is then steamed into a powder form, in which you then proceed to blow tiny 'key' bumps of. Done in excess amounts will put you into which is known as a 'k-hole', luckily for those idiots thinking they are god, will most likely not kill you, but only put you to sleep.

Also funny when putting a small amount in one end of a straw, and sticking it in someone that is unconscious nose, while blowing really hard on the other end up there. haha.