New flat panel TV has increased my killing power

[Evil Robot]

So now while playing COD4 I can make people out in the distance and pick them off with ease and impunity, black people in the movie "Blood Diamond" look even more ravaged by strife, and my Rupert Holmes box set now shows me every decrepid wrinkle on his anti semetic head. All in all I think it was worth spending $2500 on my TV. and with that I leave you with these words:
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

High def kicks premium goods ass

[GADZOOKS]

My wife's favorite song, thank you Evil Robot

[Pentegarn]

Every time I hear that song I think of the movie Dirty Work where Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald are about to get into a fight with those frat guys and Chris Farley excitedly goes over to the jukebox to play Rolling Stones "Street Fighting Man" and accidentally puts in the Pina Colada song