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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 12:48 PM        Google Chuck Norris
Go to google and search for "Google Chuck Norris"

But instead of search hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 12:56 PM       
Hi is this 2005?
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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
last time I checked.
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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
I still love a good Chuck Norris joke no matter what year it is.
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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
i like good jokes, but "chuck norris can do xxx supernatural thing" jokes don't count as good jokes and never did
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Old Oct 7th, 2009, 07:24 PM       
FACT: Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

Now shut up.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 12:27 AM       
Suck on my asshole you mouthbreather. Next time you ck. sShIiiiiiiiiiit iPhones are hard to yow on. Rye. Type. Type
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
evil robot owns once again
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
Remember when these were Vin Diesel jokes?
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:09 PM       
Remember Vin Diesel?
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
Google "Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris" now thats some funny

here is some of the goodness
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3095605AA2L1f6

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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 12:58 AM       
Fuck. It just doesn't end with you, does it?
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 03:11 AM       
Hey guys! Chuck Norris can kick some ass, but you know who really kicks ass? Jesus. He'll fight satan and anyone who messes with Texas! j/k Jesus hates Texas.
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 11:27 AM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
Best 1st post ever.
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Old Oct 17th, 2009, 03:17 PM       
found a like to the mother load of jokes

Mother thy Load
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