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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
really really black blood, it looked evvvvillll.....
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 02:26 PM       
barbecue pringles and strawberry and cream jellies. it was foamy!!
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 08:42 PM       
Milk. After you have experienced this you will NEVER eat cottage cheese again.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
dont know about throwing up... but i shit out captain crunch once in its entiredy.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 11:52 PM       
In the third grade, I puked up that morning's spaghetti with ketchup breakfast in the hallway. The children stood by in horror as I choked and was forced to pull the 12 inch strings out of my throat by the ends, causing me to throw up more.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 02:19 AM       
When I was little I Ate 2 packages of those pink wafer cookies I Stit my pants so much that i stood up and they came down then i saw all theicky pinkish geen shit then threw up and my dad stepped in it


also my friend claims he was dreaming about lambchops playalong whilst this was happening
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 03:01 PM       
I threw up Freeze Gatorade once

It looked like some blueish space creature
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:50 PM       
If I didn;t mind throwing up I would do this:

Eat nothing, until you're basically empty, as to not taint color. Eat a buncha black licorice, and then purge. Say Hail Satan right before you puke black.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
I've always been a fan of spinach(yes, I was an odd kid). When I was about four I ate way too much and threw it up in the bath tub. My sister and I used to have to take baths together. I remember her jumping out of the tub screaming. She still remembers it . Haha. It was some weird looking puke. Mmmm... bathing in spinach and stomach acid.
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Old Apr 14th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
i think you should stick with just telling us how strange you are ALL THE TIME.

i had a boyfriend who asked me to marry him in a bar bathroom and i said that he was fucking with me and he said "i'm not fucking with you. to prove it i will swallow this ring." and he did.

and then he threw it up.

and then we drank free champagne and sang irish songs for the new year.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 02:48 PM       
omg this 1 time when i was little i threw up this thing that looked like a giant white piece of shit but i still dont know what it really was....
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 02:17 AM       
Coolest thing hands down! What loked to b a miniature heart. Oh and fecal matter.
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Old Apr 25th, 2004, 12:32 AM       
I'm not surprised.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
Well, I went to Uno pizzaria when I was about 7, and I got spaghetti, and ate each strand. But then I felt sick, and since Uno's was just a stop on my way to my Grandma's house, my mom gave me purple tylenol. So tehn I threw up again, and it was strands of spaghetti and sauce floating in purple liquid. It was disgusting, yet beautiful.
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Old Oct 7th, 2007, 03:27 PM       
a WHOLE sUBWAY sUB
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 09:59 AM       
a weird-lookin spiked ball thing that had formed in my stomach (this was when I was about 4 or 6).
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 08:47 PM       
The coolest thing i've thrown up is blood, which i think resulted from combining acetominophin (to cure a headache) with three 40 oz bottles of Schlitz Malt Liqour (to cure sobriety).

However, this STILL makes me laugh...
In 1999 or 2000, i went to a McDonald's and ate my food there. I finished my meal and left. I was running errands and was about to cross the busy street about 30 or 40 feet in front of the McD's when i suddenly threw up, in full view of the customers inside, the cars driving by and the peeps waiting at the nearby bus stop. After crossing the street, I started laughing because I couldn't have tried to plan that any better.
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 11:34 AM       
I've seen puke that resembled Hamburger Helper. Is it awkward that I felt hungry afterwards?
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 12:25 AM       
Oh man, when I was 6 I woke up and started barfing a really solid loafish mass of chewed up carrots that had turned purple, and it was dark in my bedroom so I thought I was pooping out my mouth.
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 11:03 AM       
I can just imagine this pink haired girl pooping out of her mouth.

Why did that remind me of sevenforce?
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 12:16 PM       
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I can just imagine this pink haired girl pooping out of her mouth.

Why did that remind me of sevenforce?
I'm reminded of Gwen Stefani.
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Old Oct 16th, 2007, 11:57 PM       
I think Seven Force posted some hentai of that in the NSFW thread.
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Old Oct 17th, 2007, 03:03 PM       
I don't want to detract from Sevenforce's image as a disgusting faggot, but I was the one who posted that
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Old Oct 22nd, 2007, 11:25 AM       
man i once came home trashed and started puking, nothing amazing though just some like 151 & food stuff. i should have prepared for the next morning but i was too trashed to do anything but pass out in bed. the next morning, i was trying to heal myself with some ibuprofen & ice water. i felt like shit so i laid back down, and about 5 minutes later i was in the bathroom puking up my whole glass of water.

it was so cold, it was easily the coldest thing to ever come out of my body for sure
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Old Oct 26th, 2007, 01:51 AM       
I puked in like 4th grade after recess in front of EVERYONE. It was awesome. This white, thick, glob of paste looking puke that was so nasty.

I sneezed out a button once when I was like 4. My parents told me I jammed shit up my nose and a button was one. It had been stuck for months. When I sneezed it out I tried to jam it back up there and my Dad took it.
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