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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
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This concern was summed up by Balupalu Yunupingu, a senior ranger in Arnhem Land, who told local media: "This little yellow crazy ant will destroy our culture, our land, our life."
I fear that a yellow curtain has fallen over northern Australia, and threatens th entire continent.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 09:24 PM        President Dubya
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Yellow... crazy... how long before the CIA links these ants to North Korea?

"This is just like Hitler revisiting my aunts, er,
but it is not my aunts, but rather tiny yellow
crazy ants, just like them North Koreans are
yellow...tiny..."
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 10:18 PM        Homeland Defense
I heard that tomorrow John Ashcroft is going to raise the threat level to Plaid as a result of the yellow ants.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 11:45 PM       
Did you know that toe socks ward off yellow ants? Plaid toe socks are in order.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:22 AM       
Hah! 20 years ago, the US stood by idlely while the yellow ants mercilessly slaughtered the red crabs. I find it highly suspicious that they'd want to do something about it now - I'll bet this whole War on Antism is nothing more than a smokescreen for the US to get its hands on sugar.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:51 AM       
Kevin, I award this to you for starting this thread and opening our eyes to the threat the yellow crazy ants pose!

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:56 AM       
Finally.
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 01:44 AM       
UPDATE: THEY SPIT ACID!!!!

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http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13569,00.html

Crazy ants huge threat to ecology
By CHRIS CARTER
March 01, 2003

An acid-spitting, noxious ant species has invaded the Territory.

CSIRO entomologist Ben Hoffmann yesterday confirmed the discovery of 350ha of yellow crazy ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes) colonies in eastern Arnhem Land, a species officially ranked as one of the world's 100 most invasive.

The colonies are located 90km from Nhulunbuy. One colony is 1km long and contains tens of millions of ants.

Dr Hoffmann was involved in the eradication of the African big-headed ant from Kakadu National Park last year, and said the invading insect had the potential to wipe out entire biological ecosystems if it became firmly established in an area.

"It's a threat to native biodiversity, clearly demonstrated on Christmas Island where it has knocked out about one third of the red land crab population," he said. "We definitely don't want it in Australia."

The ant is a major agricultural and household pest, spitting formic acid which can burn skin and cause blindness in extreme cases. CSIRO is working with the Northern Land Council and Dhimurru Land Management to develop and execute an elimination strategy.

"The biology of this ant is in our favour -- they can't spread themselves, they have to be spread by people," Dr Hoffmann said.

"That situation would change should it manage to get to a place like Darwin. It would end up absolutely everywhere.

"Now is the time to strike, before it spreads too far."

Dhimurru Land Management Aboriginal Corporation senior cultural adviser Nanikiya Munungurritj said it was essential the ants were eradicated to preserve indigenous cultural ways in east Arnhem Land.

"We want to try to get rid of this crazy ant as soon as possible before it spreads from my country right down to somewhere like Broome or Queensland," he said.

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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 06:54 AM       
THEY'RE DEVELOPING BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS UNDER OUR VERY NOSES! Well, this just proves the WWF is a completely useless organization.

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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
Crazy ants to boost economy by slashing prices to insanely low levels!
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 12:35 PM       
Chris Carter wrote that last article...HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!! ISN'T HE THE GUY BEHIND THE X-FILES!??
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
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The ant is a major agricultural and household pest, spitting formic acid which can burn skin and cause blindness in extreme cases. CSIRO is working with the Northern Land Council and Dhimurru Land Management to develop and execute an elimination strategy.
Ha! Methinks an apt metaphor for the Australian government ... spitting their rhetoric into our eyes to blind us from the menace which they harbor ... allowing them to leap frog their acid factories ... always one step ahead of our inspectors ... oh, they're wiley and quick but ultimately no match for the greatest military on earth!
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