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Old Dec 30th, 2007, 01:44 AM       
But the Ten Commandments had Charles Heston and Vincent Price in it......
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:30 PM       
Ultraviolet... what a load of crap! Me and my friend both just got up and left. Ugghh.... thinking of it still gives me the willies!
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 11:24 PM       
Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 08:33 PM       
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That made me laugh quite hard

My pick for worst movie was High Crimes. When an ending of a movie makes me realize I wasted two hours of my life, I tend to be angry. A twist just for the sake of having a twist is not always a good thing.

EDIT: Honorable mention goes to Astronauts Wife. That movie was so bad I used it as a basis of comparison for all other bad movies i saw after it.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 08:40 PM       
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Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!
What's wrong with Michael Clayton?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 08:54 PM       
The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 08:57 PM       
The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 09:10 PM       
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The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.
Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 09:31 PM       
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The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.

Whatever the film was like, I couldn't get past the drawing style. Every character looked the fucking same. What's even more galling is that every film those people put out had the exact same face for every character.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 11:05 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 02:46 AM       
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Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.
you had respect for queen latifah?
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 06:04 AM       
"House of the Dead", "Epic Movie" Especially epic movie sucks **BALLZ OF STEEL**
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 11:16 AM       
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you had respect for queen latifah?
Yeah, I think that's a genuine first. Was it her wonderful guest appearance on the fresh prince in '93 that made you a fan initially?

I still think that the scary movies, epic movie, date movie, meet the spartans and whatever shitty follow ups they'll have are in a league of their own as far as bad movies go. They are really just all so terrible.
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 12:46 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
Good call. A lot of those movies on stations like WE and Lifetime just piss me off, also. Chick flicks?! More like SHIT flicks!
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 06:21 AM       
I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 10:02 AM       
The Skydivers. Thank god it was a MST3K episode, because if it wasn't, i would've killed myself. Nothing in that movie made any sense and the characters would've had more character in them even if steven hawking played every single one of them.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 11:26 AM       
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I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie
It should be in the movies you're embarrassed to like thread, but I genuinely enjoy "about a boy". It's funny and it's a good story. Also, I'm kind of a sap sometimes.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
I agree, About A Boy is the only Hugh Grant movie I can stomach.
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 05:34 PM       
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Spiderman 3
really, about the squid and the whale? i enjoyed it quite a bit

but i have to second spiderman 3. probably the biggest disappointment ever
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 06:01 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 06:40 PM       
The worst movieI've ever seen was Zombie Nation.(no not the band) The movies "zombies" were chicks with black paint around their eyes and they didn't need to eat people because at the end some chick tells them they can just eat regular food.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 07:10 AM       
For me About a Boy was ruined when i saw the British "Teen" Sitcom Skins
The little kid in that movie in the "sitcom" is a man whore
Im ashamed i even watched it
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 02:22 AM       
I got yet another one. Rat Race. Don't get me wrong, the movie itself is not bad, but the ending is the grandest definition of "cop-out", which ruins the movie completely.
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Old Jan 10th, 2008, 06:35 AM       
I second that

I saw it in the movies and i was appalled at the ending of it
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