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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 09:52 AM       
Well played guitar woman. Go for the "i'm lonely" strategy followed by some kind of pincer movement.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 03:19 PM       
i smelled girl and i came running someone fill me in
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
that's what she said, hur hur
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 04:15 PM       
Don't listen to him, that's just Mockery's way of warming you up so he can schmooze his way into your love life.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:56 PM       
Wrong. My affairs are not with the opposite sex since I already have plenty of that in my life. I'm looking for something different. I did move to West Hollywood for a reason, after all.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 02:02 AM       
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BTW, it was a good preemptive strike mentioning your boyfriend there since most of the guys here swarm to any female they see. Not that it will stop them from doing this, it just might make them change their strategy. Godspeed.


Thanks! I was once the only girl on a DBZ fan forum, it taught me everything I needed to know about being a girl on the internet.


I can't believe I just admitted to liking DBZ......
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 02:44 AM       
Tits or GTFO. Christ.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 02:48 AM       
you first, dk
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 03:45 PM       
Hi, a little bit about me.
I'm a 16 year old nurse with a 3 inch waist and a 30 inch ass, oops my boobs just popped out of my outfit...
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 01:38 AM       
My head hurts when I attempt to watch his videos.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 09:11 PM       
Name- Alisa (ye gods I am original.)
Age-26
job-Student/occasional writer
where you at?-Charlotte, NC
why did you start posting-I've been reading on the site for something like 4 years.
how long have you been on the board-An hour or two
hobbies-Reading, gaming, cooking, I'm not admitting that I knit. Whoops.
fav. music/band-Tom Waits
fav. book-Um, can I say the entire Discworld series? Is that allowed?
fav. movie-The Last Unicorn, any MST3K
Who do you hate the most on this board-How pleasant!
what is that smell-Christmas candles. Mmmm pine!

Is it always this stressful, trying to find the right place to make your first post? JAY-sus.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 09:16 PM       
are you giong to actually post more than once

because nobody that posts in this thread first posts more than once
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 09:42 PM       
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Name- Alisa (ye gods I am original.)
Age-26
job-Student/occasional writer
where you at?-Charlotte, NC
why did you start posting-I've been reading on the site for something like 4 years.
how long have you been on the board-An hour or two
hobbies-Reading, gaming, cooking, I'm not admitting that I knit. Whoops.
fav. music/band-Tom Waits
fav. book-Um, can I say the entire Discworld series? Is that allowed?
fav. movie-The Last Unicorn, any MST3K
Who do you hate the most on this board-How pleasant!
what is that smell-Christmas candles. Mmmm pine!

Is it always this stressful, trying to find the right place to make your first post? JAY-sus.
Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett, right on.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 09:43 PM       
I am, I just wasn't sure what would be the best place to start. I mean, am I the only one who finds the whole "Hi, you don't know me but here's my opinion on things!" ...thing weird?
Maybe so. I guess I'd better find a fairly innocuous thread and hopefully not make an ass of myself.
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Old Dec 24th, 2007, 09:18 AM       
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I am, I just wasn't sure what would be the best place to start. I mean, am I the only one who finds the whole "Hi, you don't know me but here's my opinion on things!" ...thing weird?
Nope, I donīt!
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Old Dec 25th, 2007, 09:59 PM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2007, 12:13 PM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:58 AM       
Name-Shawn
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job-Student
where are you at?-Baltimore MD
how did you find out about this site?-Cant remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?-its quite Funny
why did you start posting-Update
Level of Educ.-I'm in the 10th grade
hobbies-Music, Video Games, Teh Internets
fav. music/band-Any kind of metal except for Death and the -Cores
fav. book-Dont read much.
fav. movie-Don't have one
Fav. Video Game-/\
fav. food-Italian is nice
In high school you were voted most likely to...-Still in high school
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-Hey guys I'm new here, this is my first time at a General Interests Forum. I like pop culture and hope to fit in nicely here
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 06:31 AM       
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how did you find out about this site?- can't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- ALL, mostly... half.. eh...
why did you start posting-...
hobbies- arts & shits
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fav. book- shits nobody cares about
fav. movie- shits nobody cares about
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what is that smell- shits nobody cares about, on the road, which, i accidentally stepped on.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 01:27 PM       
Name- Locutus of Bor...Sorry, I was letting my day job get in the way again...
Age- 20
job- Ah, the lovliness of unemployment in a sinking economy.
where are you at?- South Florida. Don't come here.
how did you find out about this site?- I've been lurking around for a few years on it.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Fapping to Pictures of R...I mean the concise and humorous articles.
why did you start posting- I decided to find new hauntings since VampireFreaks ( lulz ) deleted me for about the 80th time. Since I-Mockery has their new FREE registration, I said, "Why not?".
Level of Educ.- Second Level Dianetics.
hobbies- Collecting fat. On my ass. In a computer chair.
fav. music/band- Basically metal... Yeah...
fav. book- Books with pictures. They're easier on the mind... Ohhhhh something shiney...
fav. movie- Anal Angels Vol. 4
Fav. Video Game- Aw fuck, why do you gotta ask something that cannot possibly be anwsered?
fav. food- The cherries of young Asian girls.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Remember do the Mario? ... "Do the Columbine!"
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I don't really fuck zombies... Really.





"are you giong to actually post more than once

because nobody that posts in this thread first posts more than once "


If it makes you feel better, I posted in other threads before this one so I guess that should kinda anwser your question.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 04:47 PM       
Name- Joseph Henry Cruddas

Age- 29

job- Unemployed

where are you at?- In my room.

how did you find out about this site?- I found it randomly while looking through the internet.

what's your favorite thing about the site?- Nothing is really a favorite, it's all good to look at.

why did you start posting- It's a forum, that's what you're supposed to do in forums. (fantastic question by the way haha.)

Level of Educ.- Some college

hobbies- Reading books, learning about history only if it interests me enough.

fav. music/band- No single favorite, i enjoy many kinds of music, but not all.

fav. book- Tresure island.

fav. movie- The cable guy.

Fav. Video Game- Final fantasy 3.

fav. food- I don't have a favorite, it just has to not taste like roadkill.

In high school you were voted most likely to...- I never got voted on anything, and that's a good thing.

Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm a very cheerful person that can get along very well with many people.
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 09:56 PM       
Name- Fatacula
Age- 25
Job- Police Officer
Where are you at?- On my couch
How did you hear about this site?- Bought some amusing stickers from here like 6 years ago, kept comming back for the Halloween fun!! Decided recently to finially become more involved in the community scene.
What is your favorite thing about the site- HALLOWEEN CANDY LISTS!!
Why did you start posting- See above... got a head of myself!
Level of Educ- College
Hobbies- Apparently now its posting on forums
Fav music?- Mostly metal and other such loud things
Fav book?- How to survive a horror movie
Fav movie?- Too much to choose from...
Fav video game?- Really liked Bio Shock
Fav food?- Too fat to choose
In Highschool you were voted most likely to?- you got me??
Is there anything else we should know about you?- not really, feel free to ask though.

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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 10:29 PM       
Am I going to have to stop being mean to gay people?
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 11:29 PM       
Name-Joel
Age-28
job-real estate
where are you at?-Wisconsin
how did you find out about this site?-browsing the web, and stumbled onto it
what's your favorite thing about the site?-funny shit!
why did you start posting-today
Level of Educ.-GED
hobbies-usual guy stuff
fav. music/band-everything except country
fav. book-anything tom clancy
fav. movie-scarface
Fav. Video Game-right now, forenza motorsport 2
fav. food-italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...-be a dork
Is there anything else we should all know about you?-not that i know...
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Old Dec 31st, 2007, 11:54 PM       
Name - David Bowman
Age - 28
job - Electrician
where are you at? - Enceladus
how did you find out about this site? - The C1435-dash-4 machine found it for me.
what's your favorite thing about the site? - Er? that's a good question.
why did you start posting - Because it's a new year with new hopes and dreams and i hope to find it here.
Level of Educ. - Level?
hobbies - 3d modeling, reading, getting drunk and blaming the world for my misery.
fav. music/band - Dead kennedys.
fav. book - George R.R. Marting - A song of fire and ice series.
fav. movie - Watership Down
Fav. Video Game - monkey island series, adventure games, total war series.
fav. food - non
In high school you were voted most likely to... - be a dope head
Is there anything else we should all know about you? - Yeah, i think pirates are way funnier then ninjas. And i can't spell for shit.

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