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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:50 AM       
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This is the most ignorant statement I have ever heard. If you actually knew your 1st amendment jurisprudence, these liberals that you speak of are the ones advocating the freedom of expression, porn, nude dancing and the freedom of playboy to broadcast all day. Republicans and conservatives are the ones trying to repress speech everywhere and are the ones sending these children to die. So shut the fuck up. You can't avoid children dying by killing them or sending them to be killed. So if you care to clarify, I'm all for it.
If you really want to get down and dirty when it comes down to who "represses" free speech, liberals do it more than conseratives do in ANY situation. That is why most libertarians hate liberals with a hard core passion. Because they are hyprocriates when it comes to what they say they stand for.


So max, tell me how we solve problems when war comes into play? Are you going to shoot the person who breaks into your home or talk to him nice? Frankly, you can talk to him all day long, Ill go ahead and put a bullet in his thight.

And no, my friend served in the Gulf war and saw what Saddam does. But of course, since a child may have been hurt in anything that happens in a war, you must reject it all. People die every day, even kids. Sorry that it has to happen but I didnt create reality. Im suprised your lungs dont flood full of blood from your bleeding-heart ways.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:48 AM       
Hey, Rambo, how come you ain't on the front lines, puttin' a bullet in that bad ole saddams thigh? I mean, you seem pretty manly, I'm surprised Special Forces hasn't latched onto a buck like you.

How do we solve problems when war comes into play? Well, one great way is to not invade another country. No ones asked me, but when we pushed the Iraqis out of Kuwait, I was for it. I was pretty much against the 'jobs jobs jobs' rational put forth by Poppys administration, but there was a coalition, it was backed by the UN and Iraq were clearly agressors.

When we invaded Panama to arrest a single man who never would have been in power had not te CIA hired him (and Poppy was the director of the CIA) I was really against it. An entire shanty town burned to the ground and two hundred civillians died. We promised to rebuild the neigborhood. To date we hve not done so.

And see, kids do die every day, but those who die from having American Bombs dropped on them might not if American bombs weren't dropped on. And yes, fuckbucket, my heart DOES bleed when innocent kids die. It seems a shame yours does not. Has your doctor checked to see if you have one?
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:53 AM       
maybe we would of worked with panama, had carter not given it away
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:54 AM       
"Hey, Rambo, how come you ain't on the front lines, puttin' a bullet in that bad ole saddams thigh?"

What aren't you a human shield in BAG DAD!
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:01 PM       
For your information Max - not everyone CAN serve. I tried to go into the military right after high school. I was about ten minutes from being sworn in, when I was told I could not serve because of my eyesight. So, what does that mean? I can't hold my stance?
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:09 PM       
Not at all. You offered, right?

There are lots of active military on this site. You will note, I have never once said anything negative to them about their service.

I have to date only made a comment about joining up when people are full of bluster and postureing.

And, hink and Zev, naldo knows I've already adressed this question. For the benefit of people who can actually enage in discourse, I will again.

Since I think our foreign policy may well lead to WWIII, perhaps I should be in Bagdad. There are several reasons I'm not. One, I would not want to give the impression I was pro Saddam. He's loathsome and while I don't think it's anywhere near worth the cost of wporld destabalization, his removal is the only silver linning I see on this cloud. Two, it would be a purely symbollic gesture as my presence their would stop nothing, and the weight of the gesture would matter very little. Three, quite selfishly, I don't want to die, and I don't want to end up in a prison or tried for treason. I love my family and am not brave enough to die to make a point.

I think my reasons play fairly well against Naldo's stated reason; "They don't need me."
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:14 PM       
I wish I could have served when I was younger. Now that I am thinner and a lot more healthy, I may join the Navy as a Nuclear Officer. So I guess I can be a man then after I join up. You know, a man? Something your wife won't know about unless she pays me a visit.

Yeah, I'm sorry, the miniscule little kids that die from bombs is far less than the kids who have suffered from Iraqi dictatorship. When Saddam is gone, kids wont worry about becoming orphans, they wont have their eyes gouged out, they wont grow up to be raped for being dissenters, they wont have to worry, hopefully, about ANY of that.

I feel sorry for your children for having such an air-headed pussy as a father.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:22 PM       
Those are the lowest, most ignorant, irrelevan, and pointless remarks I've ever seen anyone make on this board, and that's saying something.

Vince, you are completely full of shit, and lower than a snake's nutsack.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:25 PM       
Yep, I am full of shit for hoping the children of Iraq don't have to go through the hell of living under the Butcher of Baghdad and for pointing out the fruitless arguments of a bleeding-heart.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:54 PM       
I wish you well in your service, an honorable choice. I would not be so picky as to limmit yourself to a Nuclear Submarine officer. There are many fine opportunities in our armed services and they all serve. You might want to work your way up to officer, even if you are "Thinner" and "Healthier"

"You know, a man? Something your wife won't know about unless she pays me a visit. "

Good one! Funny, quick and full of the American Virtues we so hope will be adopted by those we liberate.

"I feel sorry for your children for having such an air-headed pussy as a father."

That's nice, and I'm sure they appreciatte it.

Can I get an Outside opinion? Naldo, would you say Vince here is demonstrating a "Love of what America Stands for" when he offers to have sex with my wife, spends thought on my own sexual potency and sheds his saracstic pitty on my children?
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 12:58 PM       
Actually, I would not have sex with your wife. That is adultery.

I really do pity your children. That is not being sarcastic.

I have had another offer about being in a ChemBio unit. Depends on where my life leads me. I may possibly run for office, or get in for a radio show if get the Ace I need for the full house.


I also enjoy the fact that you all can dish insults, but throw one out and all of a sudden the seriousness sets in.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 01:41 PM       
You disgust me.
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Uh, unless Mayor McCheese decides to step down, the leadership of McDonald Playland is closed to you. Also, you can rule out International Court Jester, as that position is going to be occupied by Dubya for the forseeable (and, I'll wager, unforseeable) future. Don't get me wrong. Your preposterous moralizing was amusing for about 15 seconds, which is about the same length of time I find the futile efforts of a moth bashing against a light bulb amusing before I get bored.

However, you may want to try to run for the position of Sanitation Manager in Dumbass, USA. Given you are the only constituent of that town, it should be a landslide victory.

Hmmm, on second thought, given the obvious boob that you are, you might want to invest your campaign money in a good campaign manager, like James Carville.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:01 PM       
I disgust a lot of people. Your point?

Oh wow, I got insulted by someone who resides in America, Jr. Go back to being a nice little socialist trooper in your unappreciative country.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:03 PM       
OH NO, BUFFALOTOM GOT INSULTED BY RONNIE JR.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:06 PM       
Im junior to no one. But yes, I did throw a lame insult towards him. He has to live in Canada, so I feel life has insulted him enough.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:06 PM       
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maybe we would of worked with panama, had carter not given it away
that was part of the original treaty TR signed with panama, we would lease it until 1979 and would remain present in the defense of the canal until the year 2000.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:08 PM       
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Oh wow, I got insulted by someone who resides in America, Jr. Go back to being a nice little socialist trooper in your unappreciative country.
Is that the best you can sling, cowboy? Stealing jokes from a Simpsons episode? I doubt, then, your fitness for running for office, as such a task in politics often involves a certain amount of verbal saavy. Of course, I'm leaving aside your fitness for membership in the human race, which is really poor, but I digress.

Oh, and this 'little socialist' takes pride in my country's public welfare programs. At the very least we don't have to prove we have insurance to get medical treatment. When you think about it, moving up here would be beneficial for a person like you. You could get all the brain medication that mental defectives like you require in their daily treatment without any trouble.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:15 PM       
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No, you're not. You are your own man.

Of course, I'm using man in the LOOSEST of terms, in the sense that you possess male genitalia.

Well, one part, at least. You clearly have no balls, resorting to personal slanders against people who are opposed to your beliefs.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Thanks for the cowboy compliment. I do appreciate that.

I do have great verbal skills. I just chose to be rude and throw insults to people that are obviously idiotic. I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

I don't take pride in any welfare programs, and that already proves you are an idiot. Why didn't Tom Green go to Canada for his testicular cancer surgery? Because your system is suck-ass. All your big celebs come HERE for their serious doctorial issues. You must enjoy that people who make money have it taken away to pay for someone who didn't have brain one in their head to be able to save and buy their OWN insurance in case they would get health problems.

I am not speaking about the unfortuante that can not afford healthcare. I am talking about the lazyfucks that would rather put rims on their car instead of buying insurance.
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Thanks for the cowboy compliment. I do appreciate that.
Actually, I meant COW BOY. A boy (because your infantile prattling shows how immature you are) who is a cow (because of your bovine-like tendency to follow the rest of the neo-conservative herd who have clamoured for this unjustified war).

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Well, chip, I'll make you a deal. I'll take your posts more seriously and stop patronizing you like an exasperated mother patronizes a whining child on a mall shopping trip, if you post a cogent and well-reasoned argument.


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I don't take pride in any welfare programs, and that already proves you are an idiot. Why didn't Tom Green go to Canada for his testicular cancer surgery? Because your system is suck-ass.
So taking pride in showing compassion to your fellow citizens is idiotic? This coming from a guy whose major salvo against the Canadian health care system is an anecdote about Tom Green? Excuse me while I go buy some new pants, because I busted my gut in incredulous laughter.

Keep trying, Howdy Doody. These shots you take from your intellectual popgun are really amusing to the rest of us.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 03:00 PM       
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Actually, I would not have sex with your wife. That is adultery.


VinceZeb is the greatest thing to ever happen to these boards!


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I also enjoy the fact that you all can dish insults, but throw one out and all of a sudden the seriousness sets in.
Find me an insult that even comes CLOSE to what you just said, and I'll give you a cigar!!!

Keep it up Vince, you serve conservatism well !!!

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HOLY CRAP! Can I PLEASE intern for you!!? What's your platform like??? Does it onvolve internment camps???
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 04:52 PM       
I think Vince is a character. It was that bit about his biochem offer and running for office. Over the top. Up till then I believed in him.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 04:53 PM       
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