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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:46 AM        Great website. Makes even greater fools of pro-war folks
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:50 AM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 11:55 AM       
I was listening to the news while killing people online the other day, and I wanted to beat some of the reporters senseless.

At one point, the official reporters were verbally abusing war protestors and then acting all indignant about the results in the office, stating that these people started to turn their misdirected angst at THEM, as they 'for some reason perceive that the media is supportive of and partially responsible for this war.'

WHAT WOULD EVER CAUSE YOU TO THINK THAT
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:12 PM       
Yes, because Foxnews is watched more than the Communist News Network, everyone decides to get their pussies flared up. Give me a break. If I wanted to see left-wingers get blown, Id watch network news and CNN except for Moneyline. If I want something with some substance to it, Ill watch Fox news or MSNBC.
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
I have yet to see any broadcast liberal news, bitch face.

*By 'substance,' you mean 'opinion,' right?

*I would also like to add that most of the war coverage is laughable at best. You get to stare at a poorly-photoshopped profile of a guy that looks like he's dressed for a Safari and listen to him over what sounds like a Fisher-Price walkie talkie in a fishtank.

"They're shooting the guns now. Okay, okay, that annoying high-pitched sound? The 'big invincible death gun' turning. They're shooting at some other things now. All signs suggest that our murderous invasion is going as planned."

"Thanks, Dan. Our prayers and God are with you and all our brave troops, especially the fifteen that have cruelly and unjustly died in this unprovoked attack on another country. May their murderers be forever taunted and jabbed at with pointy sticks in the neverending flames that epilogue their foreign, meaningless lives. Except for those murdering by friendly fire, which coincedentally accounts for 14 of the total deaths. And that guy in Kill Team 5261 that tripped and went tumbling down a rocky enbankment."
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
Yep, because that is what the evil republican controlled fox news reported. Your satire is horrible. The only reason I continue to acknowledge your existence is because it is fun to watch a govt educated airhead try to run with the big boys about important issues. Now if I wanted to argue about DDR, intelligent people would consult you. When it comes to something of importance, my opinion is wanted. So sit back in the corner with your dunce cap and let the grown ups talk about grown up issues.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 08:27 AM       
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When it comes to something of importance, my opinion is wanted.
Gee, that's great Vinnie. Tell you what, when I want to know something like whether or not bullshit makes a good fertilizer, I'll be sure to come to you for your expert opinion.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 09:43 AM       
Once again you do not attack any of my points, but you say that I am a bullshit. Show where I am full of shit.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
Show me one of your points, first.
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Old Mar 25th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
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So sit back in the corner with your dunce cap and let the grown ups talk about grown up issues.
Issues like sending Koreans to hell en-masse and US soldiers getting 'so much off-base pussy their balls deflate.'

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