Originally Posted by Otto
I'd never kill another person, at least not this time. This shell's for me. Happy twenty sixth BANG!
This would be so much easier if I had close access to a tall building or a nearby source of phenobarbital. Then again the thought of my family finding my brains splattered across the walls of my studio like some sort of smelly Jackson Pollock painting is really exciting to me.
Today, I called Gamestop to pre-order a Ness Amiibo. The girl said to come in because they had a few and THEY SOLD OUT ON MY DRIVE THERE
I'm Facebook friends with her too, she said she could have held it for me if I had asked her
See Otto? My life is so much worse.