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Old May 3rd, 2006, 05:17 PM        Crab Rangoons: The Controversial Food
Crab rangoons are delicious.
What secrets are within them?
Only the chinaman knows.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 05:34 PM       
Haikus are 5 7 5, twit
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:37 PM       
I wasn't writing a haiku.

You probably assumed I was attempting to write a haiku because my topic was about a food I get at a chinese restaurant.

Haiku is of Japanese origins. Not chinese.

Now remember:
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:38 PM       
although it woudl be a haiku if you took out "the" in the last sentence
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:40 PM       
You were just waiting to crack that nut, weren't you?
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:45 PM       
more like bust it
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:47 PM       
It looks like I fell prey to Russo's deadly scheme to make someone look stupid by making them correct his haiku I am shamed
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:48 PM       
ching chong wing wong
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:48 PM       
Watch out there, he may call you on the origins of the hat in that emoticon.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:52 PM       
Crab meat, green onions, cream cheese, celery, and MSG deep-fried in a wonton.

Maybe some garlic and salt too, can't remember.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:17 PM       
Emu,
Did you commission me to write a haiku and then were disappointed when you got a poem instead?
No?

Then shut the fuck up.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:30 PM       
Emu quick! Turn this shit around and post pictures of your car! That'll stop him dead in his tracks!

I hate new people that pull this crap!
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 09:38 PM       
What, Russo isn't that new.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 10:03 PM       
Rangoons are an extremely controversial topic.
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 10:41 PM       
I think that gay marriage bridal gowns and crap rangoon carts will help the economy more than anything
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Old May 4th, 2006, 05:05 AM       
oh man i don't want any CRAP rangoon
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Old May 4th, 2006, 06:08 AM       
William I have been thinking and saying "oh man" and following it with a comment (most often omitting the correct punctuation) for the past few weeks. I decided the fault was that a new girlie interest of mine (who has no interest in me, of course) does it frequently, as had a more mutual interest of years past. But, I realize it's something you've been doing all along. I've been emulating you.

Another thing I've been doing is beginning a statement by addressing people by name (most often omitting the correct punctuation).
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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:36 PM       
would you say an apology is in order
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Old May 4th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
That is a pretty embarrassing typo, boy is my face red
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Old May 5th, 2006, 12:12 AM       
the thing that's good about those crab rangoons is that they don't taste like crab. plus, the little pastry thingies they're in.
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Old May 5th, 2006, 09:45 AM       
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That is a pretty embarrassing typo, boy is my face red
I always called them "crap" rangoon. I thought you were just being funny!
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Old May 17th, 2006, 12:02 PM       
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although it woudl be a haiku if you took out "the" in the last sentence
Haiku's deal with nature! They do, it's a rule!
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Old May 17th, 2006, 06:48 PM       
they don't HAVE to
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Old May 17th, 2006, 07:22 PM       
Yes, they do. It's not a haiku if it's not about nature. I forget the word, but there is another term for poems that follow Haiku form, but aren't about nature.
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more on crap rangoon please.
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