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Old May 20th, 2006, 08:32 PM        broken bones, broken forum
broken bones scare me. i hate the cracky noise and all that. there was that one intolerable whore who posted here with that picture of the football player with the backwards foot. i hated that picture and squinted to blur it out of my vision every time i saw it.

also, mister mockery has a circus leg that is horrible and creepy.

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Old May 20th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
I broke my nose a few weeks ago, although that's no bone
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Old May 20th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
did it make an icky cracking noise?

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Old May 20th, 2006, 09:52 PM       
The football player was Ben Roethlisberger and I recall watching it on T.V., saying that was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen.
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Old May 20th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
are you the intolerable whore?
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Old May 20th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
I have never broken a bone!
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Old May 20th, 2006, 10:54 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:04 PM       
i haven't broken a bone yet but due to my condition they are brittle. i shop for tub decals at Lowe's when i should be getting whore shit
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:05 PM       
People breaking bones is funny, cuz they get hert. AHHA.......
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Old May 20th, 2006, 11:13 PM       
I was playing SC2 and I did some kind of thing with Ivy where she dislocated and broke a guy's arm
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Old May 21st, 2006, 12:09 AM       
I've never broken a bone either!

I saw Sid Vicious break his ankle on WCW, though, that was horrible. He just jumped off the top turnbuckle and was gonna do an axe handle, but when he landed one of his legs kept on truckin'
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Old May 21st, 2006, 12:45 AM       
I broke my nose in 5th grade

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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:48 AM       
I broken my right hand twice in the span of 3 months. I was jumping on a trampoline and I got super bounced off of it and landed hand first into the ground, it was folded in half, backwards about halfway between where the thumb and pointer finger are connected. then about 2 and a half weeks after the wraps came off It was smashed by a tin baseball bat (by the brother of the kid who bounced me off the trampoline)

YES it did make SEVRAL icky snapping sounds, kinda like crushing a head of cabbage.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 02:14 AM       
i've never broke a bone that i know of, however i did torque my ankle something fierce and was unable to put weight on it for several weeks but did not go to hospital because i was stubborn
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Old May 21st, 2006, 02:53 AM       
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I've never broken a bone either!

I saw Sid Vicious break his ankle on WCW, though, that was horrible. He just jumped off the top turnbuckle and was gonna do an axe handle, but when he landed one of his legs kept on truckin'
I saw when Chris Candido broke his leg/ankle/i forgot at the first TNA Lockdown PPV. It wasn't that horrifying. But I think he died from an infection he got from it. :/

But Trish Stratus dislocating her shoulder at Backlash was godawful. Even though it wasn't a break


Also, I have never broken a bone.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 06:56 AM       
hrm. i'm hoping that we (chojin) can edit stupidkraut's post to say something along the lines of:

i cried last night because my mother wouldn't let me go to my friend's house at midnight.

it's just because i don't like his post. you understand.

since we're on the topic of broken bones, i broke my arm when i was about 3. it didn't hurt at all when it happened, only when they had to set it. i was in a full arm cast for 8 weeks.

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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:28 AM       
strike me off the happy list.

i broke my tail bone in two places when i stepped on sheet rock in my attic and fell twelve feet onto concrete. i was 16, and i don't recall any sound, but i still can remember the embarassment of being braless when the emt guys got there. and i still can feel the ache sometimes when it rains.

and the summer after fifth grade, i fell on my arm at summer camp in the sand while playing war. i wore a cast until a couple of days before cheerleading tryouts, when (since my doctor was out of town), i sawed my cast off so i could practice my cartwheels.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:47 AM       
I broke my collarbone when I was like 5 or 6 years old
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Old May 21st, 2006, 10:17 AM       
i have broken my elbow (surgery was needed to fix it) my brother broke my wrist and i broke the smallest toe in my right foot.
they were only cracks whne i broke my toe and my wrist the elbow didnt made any noise
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Old May 21st, 2006, 10:18 AM       
too bad you didn't break your neck, pal!
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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:03 PM       
I've never broken a bone, but I bent my finger backwards on accident and it really hurt for a while.

I don't know the pain, the agony of you guys
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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:08 PM       
Glowbelly the last time I cried was after being shot in the testicles with a paintball gun about 18 months ago
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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:15 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2006, 01:29 PM       
My friend Matt was working on Friday and he brought his air-soft gun into his hibachi place where he cooks. He shot the manager and everyone fought it out with their air-soft guns before they closed the place. He got shot in the face 3 times.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 02:11 PM       
I dont know the pole i flew into make a louder sound
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