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Old May 21st, 2006, 03:15 PM       
I broke my leg when I ran into a fat kid and it landed in a funny place and made a horrible crack sound i hated it
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Old May 21st, 2006, 05:32 PM       
I almost broke my nose today while running into a tree.
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Old May 21st, 2006, 09:58 PM       
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too bad you didn't break your neck, pal!
why do you hate me huh?
anyway my mom broke her neck once and now she has a metalic plate to keep it together
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 03:25 PM       
I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to RaNkeri.
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 10:27 PM       
Once I came into my room, tripped on my belt, hit the side of my desk and broke one of my ribs. It sucked, and it was all my fault to :/
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 10:29 PM       
to what? to where? huh HUH?
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Old May 22nd, 2006, 10:31 PM       
That's the hook that keeps you dieing for more.
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 08:35 AM       
I broke my pinky toe getting in to a hotel tub of non standard height. That weekened I went hiking and ice skating because I am made of steel. I also got pregnant but that was easier.
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 09:02 AM       
if you're made of steel does that mean HNIC's sperm is made of acid? i mean, how else would you be able to get pregnant?
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Old May 23rd, 2006, 09:11 AM       
Liquid steel, duh.
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