hahaha so i clicked some random shit on the consumer reports site and found
then i went to the webpage of these wizards/enchantresses and am being entertained reading about their "Strongest spells"
for example, did you know if you wanted alove spell cast but you're GAY you need a GAY LOVE SPELL? I mean, it seems so obvious but I never would've considered it. That's why all those love spells people buy off the internet often don't work -- they weren't gay love spells!