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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 08:43 PM       
Rongi is much cheaper.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 09:23 PM       
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Actually, I don't EXACTLY dislike vibrators. I'm just used to being with a real dick. However, I have shopped and decided this might just do the trick for me.
so, you got a jackhammer with a rubber fist attachment?
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 09:25 PM       
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okay, Jeanette...I'm intrigued...and more than a little aroused....
no, really...you haven't had a boyfriend in three years? You have a demanding job? School schedule? Inquiring minds want to know...
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:20 PM       
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Rongi is much cheaper.
pfft, i'm a real man. i dont even use vaseline. that shit's for amateurs
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:54 PM       
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jesus christ, $60 bucks for a sex toy?
No, you idiot fucktard.

I had to edit this whole mess because I just saw Jeanette's link and realized Rongi's reply was to her.

Jesuschrist Jeanette! 60 bucks for a cold fuck??? I might be "high and mighty" but I have standards.

As low as they are.

I'll end up rolling a piece of balogna before I pay that price!
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:57 PM       
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so, you got a jackhammer with a rubber fist attachment?
oh shut up fer chrissakes,

did i wish you happy birthday?? i guess not. my birthday is dec 31rst. send me a fucking fist. thank you very much.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 12:52 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 09:09 AM       
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oh shut up fer chrissakes,

did i wish you happy birthday?? i guess not. my birthday is dec 31rst. send me a fucking fist. thank you very much.
I think you did wish me happy birthday....thank you!
Happy birthday, Sweetheart...a little early.
I'll mail out that fucking fist fed ex...
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 12:35 PM       
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Jesuschrist Jeanette! 60 bucks for a cold fuck??? I might be "high and mighty" but I have standards.

As low as they are.

I'll end up rolling a piece of balogna before I pay that price!
I actually shopped around a bit and got mine for about 35$.

And trust me, I still would've bought it if it was 100$. It gives me multiples.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 04:26 PM       
is it a good idea to purchase cut rate marital aids?
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:39 PM       
The Mad Katz electric back massager.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:40 PM       
I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:46 PM       
Get that one that's shaped like a concertina with a clove of garlic on top.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:49 PM       
even thinking about that makes my insides hurt
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:51 PM       
But it's covered in that same memory fabric they use in Tempurpedic mattresses!
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:51 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 08:06 PM       
Does it have two indivudual comfort settings like the temperpedic?

So while MLE would like it hard and firm, Chojin could have it... harder and firmer. I guess.

Sorry.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 08:47 PM       
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I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Try the Ben Wa balls in the link I showed you. They're very small and feel wonderful.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 08:51 PM       
There it is again! And they were only thirteen bucks, MLE!! It works, even with shipping included.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 09:48 PM       
This is the greatest thread ever.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 11:17 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:27 AM       
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I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Hello MLE you are my best friend here so to ask why would need fun toy when have you the good man of good friend Chojin?

Is he no real man? Choi real man. Good friend please be good friend with Choi.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 09:08 AM       
well, Terra...did you give up and purchase a rubber dick, or what???
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:33 PM       
Terra, let us know if this monster is even feasible:
http://www.sediva.com/10007.html
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 08:01 PM       
"WARNING! This dildo is HUGE, not just big..., HUGE! It is more of a novelty than a usable dildo. Some people may be able to actually insert this monster into an orifice, but not many."
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